Akatsuki Randomness

Suitchi 3.0

"Kay!" Kisame called out, searching for his temperamental mate. "C'mon! This is stupid!" "What do you want?" A slightly hostile and guarded voice asked from behind. Turning to face her, he opened his slim but still muscular arms, "hey" he said to her softly. Wordlessly she embraced him, burying her face in his neck. "Ugh you stink" she complained, pulling away. "It's my manly musk" Kisame joked back, grinning widely. "Shower, now" she ordered while pushing him towards the base.

She sat on the bathroom counter as she listened to Kisame's account of their mission. "So you need Sassy's smarts to undo the jutsu? And a switch jutsu? That sounds like the Tamashī clan; they always were weirdos, preferring to take over bodies rather than be in their own" Kay explained, shaking her head.

"Right?!" Kisame agreed. "I thought they died out but I guess not before Orochimaru learned their kinjutsu" he continued, shaking his head like a wet dog and spraying water everywhere. "How Itachi handles all this hair, I'll never know" he said reaching for a towel, noticing Kay's red face. "What?" He asked her. "Itachi's dick" she said, covering her eyes with her hand but still peeking out from between two fingers, seemingly unable to fully look away.

Kisame laughed, the action looking odd on Itachi's face. "You like?" He asked teasingly, his arms behind his head, his hip jutted to one side and a smirk on his face. "No! Now knock it off!" Kay yelled, throwing another towel at him which he caught easily and wrapped around his head.

"I never thought I'd see the day that you're flustered" he said, laughter in his voice, as he moved closer to her. He leaned down, slightly since he didn't tower over her anymore, and gently kissed her. She closed her eyes and kissed him back, his familiar actions comforting her. He broke the kiss and tucked a loose strand of hair behind her ear before moving away to get dressed. Kay sighed in frustration, how long until Sasori is back?

"...and that's when Hidan tried to stab Zetsu and demanded to know what kind of fluid he "bled", for a lack of a better word." Itachi smiled and closed his eyes. "They're like children" he said while he continued to chop vegetables for the supper Shay was preparing.

The knife looked odd, gripped in his big blue hand. He twirled the knife around his fingers, as he would with a kunai, and frowned when Kisame's fingers didn't respond as quickly as his own would have. "Hn" he muttered and Shay looked at him. "What?" She asked. "Nothing" he replied and bent down to his task.

She let it slide, knowing he was still adjusting to the change in his situation and the ramifications it was having. While she knew it was Itachi in that body it was still discombobulating to see Kisame so solemn and serious.

Itachi added the vegetables to the pan and stood back. "Amaterasu!" he said, his fingers forming a spar sign. "Itachi!" Shay protested before Itachi remembered he didn't have his Sharingan anymore and chuckled sheepishly, rubbing the back of his head. "You're supposed to save your eyes, not use them for trivial tasks!" She lectured him as if he was a small child. "I'm sorry" he said, sweeping her into a hug, pressing her head against his chest. Her arms wrapped around him in response and she hummed happily.

"Excuse you, hands off my man's body pleaseandthankyou" Kay spoke, her and Kisame entering the kitchen. They sat at the table and watched as the lovers separated. "That's a little hypocritical, don't you think? I mean, after all, you saw-" "I SAW NOTHING!" Kay shouted, lunging across the table to slam a hand across Kisame's mouth. "Do you want me to die?!" She hissed at him.

"O-K" Itachi said, looking at them with confusion. "Don't worry, I'll get it out of her later" Shay said reassuringly putting a hand on Itachi's back. "Don't you dare use your mind jutsu on me! I do not consent!" "I make no promises" Shay said kindly, darkness flickering across her eyes. That's when Kay knew, she had fucked up.

"Dinner" Itachi said, setting the tray of hot food on the table and dispensing the dishes. "Thank you!" Kay and Kisame chorused to Shay before beginning to eat, Kay picking out the seafood from her plate and giving it to Kisame.

The group dragged out the meal, making small talk until finally everyone ran out of things to say. They cleared the table and cleaned the room before the respective couples headed to their bedrooms to prepare for bed.

Closing the door behind her, Shay turned to look at Itachi. He was stripping his clothes off while gathering a towel and his pajamas, before heading into the bathroom. He undid the button on his pants and in one smooth motion, he was fully naked, Kisame's monster cock unleashed.

"Oh good Kami!" Shay yelled before covering her mouth with her hands. "Huh?" Itachi asked, turning to face her. If Shay hadn't fully seen the meat that Kisame was packing, there was nothing left to the imagination now; Kisame was on full show. "Itachi!" She shouted before he clued in. He quickly covered himself and blushed as red as a tomato.

"That's it! I can't! Out! Out!" Shay said, pushing the half naked shark man out of her room. As the door swung open, Kay strode in. "I need to sleep with you" she started, caught herself and tried again. "I can't sleep with Kisame in that...that body!" She said, gesturing to Itachi's body. "It's too weird" Shay agreed, looking at the crestfallen faces staring back at her. "You'll need to bunk together until this," she gestured to the both of them, "is sorted. I'm sorry but it's like I'm cheating," she offered as a side explanation to Itachi.

He understood and nodded. "Come, Kisame, the women are right. This isn't fair to them" he said solemnly. "But-" Kisame started but a look from Itachi cut him short. "We'll see you in the morning" Itachi said, grabbing Kisame's arm and pulling him away.

Shay closed her door and leaned her forehead on it. "Come on. You can't do anything about it tonight" Kay said sleepily from where she was buried in blankets. "You're right" Shay agreed and prepared for bed.

Crawling under the covers she quickly lectured Kay, "Keep your hands to yourself." "Mmmm can't make any promises" came the sleepy reply, followed by soft snores. Hopefully morning comes soon.