Why am I me? - A Percy Jackson Fanfic

Ron's An Idiot, Percy's Great

I DO NOT OWN PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIONS, HARRY POTTER, THE HEROES OF OLYMPUS OR THE KANE CHRONICLES.

He is gorgeous, and I mean like "I want to faint at your beauty gorgeous". Not like Ron. His not beautiful. His not even remotely handsome. Ron is quite annoying, frustrating and - how

do I say this ... bland. Ron is bland. His uninteresting.

I don't really like Ron as much more than a friend. I originally liked Harry, but he was 'in love' with Ginny. Not that I mind. I'll get our new DADA teacher.

I have a feeling that Professor Perseus is an even bigger hero that Harry. He has that look in his beautiful, captivating eyes. That look that says: 'I've had the whieght of the sky thrown onto my shoulders.' That look makes his eyes even more gorgeous. I could stare into them all day...

He will be mine. I'll show him my irresistible features. My unmatched intellect. My unequalled natural beauty. My unrepeatable beautiful personality.

I know that I'm starting to sound narcissistic and vain, but it's true. What man could not spend more than a week with me without falling in love with me.

Well every man except for Harry. Although, he probably loves me as well. He just won't admit it. He just doesn't want to hurt Ginerva. Yeah, that's it.

Now I have to split up with that loser - Ronald - and then Percy's all mine!