Crushing Watermelons Betwixt Our Mighty Thighs

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Mark- Water melon + man

(Water man or also known as... Aquaman)

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Ethan- Water melown

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Ethan- Air bubbles.

(Water melon, air bubbles and the earth from which it was grown. Now just fire)

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Mark- Remember uh, Nintendo fit, what, fit, fit! Switch, ring battle, ring, switch, ring the switch ring ring fiiiiit!

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Mark- Kill the baby.

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Ethan- I'm just shoving a water melon up my ass!

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Ethan- I squeezed so hard it hurt my arm :c

(The human body, everyone)

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Ethan- *tapping the water melon with his feet* open! Open! Open!

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Ethan- Maybe I can squeeze it in between my ass

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Ethan- I crushed my testicle X'<

Mark- stop making me laugh.

(Laugh? I'm sorry.. what?)

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Ethan- I squat like 215 230

Mark- You lied to me...?

Ethan- I think I lied to you, yeah... Use the anger, I lied to you Mark!

Mark- I'm not ang- I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed...

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Mark- I think I just gotta overcome the pain, I just gotta

Amy- Nope, nope. There's a reason that the body feels pain.

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Ethan- This is where the job gets jobbed!

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Amy- It might be impossible for you, Mark.

Mark- it, no! Never say that to me! Never!

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Mark- Shut up! shut up! You've gone crazy!

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Memento Mori~

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