Saloonatics
Edward: *burst into the saloon* well hi there im a cowboy! Bang bang bang bang bang! Shoot shoot shoot, bullet bullet gun- what are you looking at?
Sheriff Thompson: *drags him outside* i made a mistake. you should be still, act like a stool
Eddward:*Walks back in* howdy guys!
Sheriff thompson: Quiet. nope. stools don't talk