These two don't have enough content I feel and I had this idea at like two am.
Basically a crap post, there won't be too many of these:
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Chic, walking into the motel room: So, I killed God, how was your day?
Charles, not even looking up: It was fine.
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Charles: What is that?
Chic, covered in a red substance: Nail polish.
Charles: That's why it smells like that.
Charles: Wait, that's not what nail polish smells like-
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Charles: I need you to swear-
Chic: *Word bleeped*
Charles: No-
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Charles: There is one thing worse than a rapist, pulls paper off board.
Chic: A child
Charles: No-
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Chic: Someone will die-
Charles: Of fun!
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Chic: They'll never find your body-
Charles: More beautiful than I do, you lovely thing!
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Charles: Wait, but if snakes don't have arms, how. Do. They. Move?
Chic: IT IS TWO AM SHUT UP OR I'LL MAKE YOU
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Charles: Why do you a gun?
Chic: Why don't you have a gun?
Charles: That's not-
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Charles: Let me see what you have
Chic: A knife!
Charles: No-
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Riverdale One-Shots
FanfictionSo, this show is trash, but the ships are cute 🤷 Woiw As with all my books, The Good Place swears are subs for actual ones. TW: Homophobia, self doubt, death, murder, it's riverdale soooo
