Konosuba X Male Reader (Harem)

chapter 3

Kazuma: *Upset voice* "Were going on a kill quest tomorrow... What bunch of bull shit."

It was around noon when I noticed kazuma standing near the corner staring at us blabbering about something.

Kazuma: "Hey dumbass can you wake up?"

[Y/N]: "Hey, Don't call me that."

Aqua then heard our little conversation and woke up.

Aqua:*Yawn* "mmmh.... Good morning"

Kazuma: "Don't good morning me! It's almost freaking noon."

[Y/N]: "Sorry man but, I couldn't sleep at all."

Kazuma: *Why not, huh?"

[Y/N]: "What do you mean why not?"

[Y/N]: "There's a goddess with amazing beauty sleeping on me!"

[Y/N]: "My heart was pounding fast!"

Aqua: "Hmm... Interesting..."

[Y/N]: "Hey don't take it the wrong way!"

Kazuma: "Who cares let's go on the kill quest right now!"

Aqua: "What!? How are we gonna go on a kill quest with no gear?"

This comment left kazuma speechless. I guess he didn't think about preparing first.

Kazuma: "Your right, my bad."

[Y/N]: "Don't beat your self up man, we can go to the blacksmiths shop for some gear!"

Kazuma: "Alright then, but first... WILL YALL GET OF THE DAMN BED!"

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[Y/N]: "Ko!"

Aqua: "no!"

Kazuma: *Aggressive voice* "Suba!"

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Kazuma: "Help me aqua!"

We found our selves in the middle of a meadow with kazuma being chased by a big frog... Wait let me rephrase that... A Giant Toad.

Kazuma had bought a sword from the blacksmith shop but, aqua didn't buy anything because she said that if she bought a sword it would destroy her looks as a goddess.

As for me? I also bought a sword!

Aqua: "If you want me to help you, you have to call me lady aqua!"

Kazuma: "Lady aqua!!!"

Aqua: "way to easy"

Aqua then started blabbering about kazuma having to do certain things when we finished our kill quest but then I saw the Giant Toad sneaking up on aqua.

Aqua: " You have to pray to me 3 times a day."

[Y/N]: "Aqua the toad is gonna eat you."

Unfortunately Aqua didn't hear me and then...

Aqua: "And third"

*Chomp*

Right then and their. Aqua had been chomped by the giant toad.

[Y/N]: "Damn it aqua!"

[Y/N]: "I'll save you!"

I started running but then stopped halfway...

[Y/N]: "Wait a minute, I haven't used my explosion/Fire ability Yet!"

[Y/N]: "Time to test out my new ability!"

I then connect my middle finger and my thumb. Then I push them against each other creating friction, then I slide my thumb off my middle finger creating a loud Snap.