Mom: Hey honey could you put the mustard back where it belongs? Thanks
Me: I know what you're implying
Mom: Wha--
Me: YOU THINK THAT I JUST DON'T CUT THE MUSTARD DO YOU
Mom: Valerie stop--
Me: I'M NEVER GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU AM I *goes on rant*
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i want to cry bc this is so accurate
YOU ARE READING
My Life: Awakening!
Random.... MWAHAHHAHAHAHA! Y'all thought I wouldn't make another one, eh? Y'all thought wrong. Y'ALL SHOULD KNOW THAT Y'ALL WILL NEVER ESCAPE MY MADNESS! HUEHEHEHEHEHEHHE! *fervently spins around in a swirly chair*
