luke opened the door to his 1957 ford and saw none other than a raccoon
"hello friend" luke said to the raccoon
the raccoon ran out of the car holding tøp's blurry face cd
luke cried and then wrote the best ballad ever: say so
he didn't feel the lyrics fit his style so he sent it to doja cat
now he wishes he could turn back time to the good old days
michael saw that luke was sad
"hi idiot" said mike, pushing luke down a hill and into shrek's swamp
luke screamed a lot like a little girl who just accidentally hit her 47 year old chihuahua with a skateboard
"mikey i love you" said luke, still rolling down the hill
luke got to the swamp and none other than ashton fletcher irwin riding a talking cow came charging
"moooooo!!" shouted ashton, running over luke with his mango eating moose
"ouch" said luke
what will happen next?
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grandad johns accordion // 5sos
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