grandad johns accordion // 5sos

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"its mighty hot out here" complained luke to himself.

he was hallucinating due to the immaculate heat.

"omg brenda?"

luke saw his old friend, brenda. he ran over to her. they met at a jonas brothers concert.

"BRENDA!" he went out to hug her, but her body turned out to be a cactus.

once again, luke had gotten stuck to a cactus.

"help, maam i need help" he said calmly.

the gila monster came up to him.

"sup bitch, what you need"

"hey i need you to get me unstuck" pleaded luke

"aight"

the gila monster transformed into mark harmon.

he grabbed luke off of the cactus and yeeted him into the city

"yeh thanks man"

he wobbled around phoenix and tried not to make out with his reflection

"sexy"

he closed his eyes and walked into the street.

how is luke not dead? will someone save him or will this dumb story finally end in tragedy?