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Rohit - I am bored 

Virat - For a change 

Rohit - What do you mean by that?

Virat - For a change you are awake and you are feeling something which is boredom. 

Rohit - Shut up I am bored

Shikhar - What do you want us to do then? Entertain you?

Rohit - Ya but do anything except your monkey dance or playing flute

Shikhar - It bhangra and not monkey dance 

Rohit - You dance like a monkey so anything you dance will be called monkey dance

Virat - And dont play flute until and unless you want kumbhkaran to sleep again 

Rohit - Kumbhkaran?

Hardik - You dont know who Kumbhkaran is? Even my baby knows this 

Rohit - Forget your baby even you wouldnt know who Kumbhkaran is. 

Rahul - Who doesnt know who Kumbhkaran is 

Rohit - Illiterate people 

Hardik - I am not illiterate

Rohit - I didnt even take your name, you decided to accept it. 

Hardik - Kumbhkaran is a guy who sleeps all day long 

Shreyas - *Snore haaaahmphhhhh*

Rahul - And wakes up only to eat 

Shreyas - *yum yum munch munch yum yum*

Jaddu - And then sleeps again 

Shreyas - *Snore haahmphhhh hmphh*

Rohit - And he is in Ramayan

Bhuvi - Do you even realize that they are talking about you Ro?

Rohit - What?

Virat - Sleeps. eats, sleeps who else could it be but you?

Rohit - MAHI BHAI COME HERE 

Hardik - My baby is sleeping 

Rohit - I am screaming on my chat na and my baby is not sleeping always like yours so shut up and sit and MAHI BHAI COME HERE

MSD - What is it Ro?

Rohit - They are calling me Kumbhkaran 

MSD - What should I do then?

Rohit - Tell them to shut up 

MSD - If you need defending call you Yuzi and let me rest in peace 

Yuzi - ROHITTTAAAAA

Rohit - Hatt, get lost 

Kuldeep - Ro bhaiya dont tell Yuzi to get lost 

Virat - Its okay Kul I wont tell him anything like that, I am on your side 

Jinks - Anything important 👆

Ash - Do you expect anything important to be happening here?

Bhuvi - If you do then this is not the right place, you can leave 

Jinks - I know there is not a single text that was important but sometimes  even idiots tend to get wise so I thought that lets check if today is that fateful day 

Ash - It unfortunately isnt 

Rohit - It will be because know the great ROHIT SHARMA will give you all DIETING TIPS TO FOLLOW DURING LOCKDOWN 

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