Rohit - Virat I NEED FOOD
Virat - Toh kya mein tere Zomato ka delivery boy ban jao?
Rohit - If you can ride a bike really fast then please.
Virat - What nonsense
Rohit - If you can send Shreyas a Mushroom Biryani then why not me?
Virat - He sent me Neer Dosas and I didnt delivery Biryani to his house he took it when he came to give the dosas.
Rohit - Poor Shreyas, tune usse delivery boy bana diya.
Virat - We signed a pact, it was exchange offer
Rohit - I wont give an exchange offer, you put me into trouble
Virat - What did I do now?
Rohit- Why did you have to post that interview or talk or whatever you were doing on Instagram?
Virat - My life my rules
Rohit - Hatt, Ritsy is behind me to do that and she wont give me food till then
Virat - Thats why you were picking a fight for the food
Rohit - What was the need to set such high bench mark by getting full marks?
Virat - Top karne ki aadat si ho gayi hain, aadat se majboor
Rohit - Get lost, kal konsa movie dekha yeh nahi yaad and Ritsy will ask something from years back
Virat - Kal kya khaya woh toh yaad hi hoga
Rohit - Yes White Sauce Macroni with extra cheese
Virat - Wah! Ab aise hi biwi ke bare mein bhi research kar lo beta
Rohit - Anushka is an actress so you know atleast something about the industry, imagine Ritsy asking me about management stuff, yes soch soch kar hi sirr phirr raha hain
Virat - Ek kaam kar behosh hoja, yeh sab nahi karna padega
Rohit - Wah mere bhai aur phirr hospital jaane kar risk kya tu lega?
Virat - Dosti ke liye sab kuch nahi hota
Rohit - Kya dost mila hain
Virat- Bahut acha hoon, khud ke muh se tarif karne mein sharm aati hain
Rohit - Hatt! And on top of that Ritsy will definitely get full marks for anything related to cricket, she is a big cricket fan and she is my wife and manager and a sports manager
Virat - Yuvi paa ki behan bolna reh gaya
Rohit - Han ab Sammy ki ma, uske bhai ki behan, maa ki bahu, mom ki beti sab boldu?
Virat - Virat ki best friend and Ro ko irritate karne ne mein Virat ki partner in crime add karna bhool gaya
Shikhar - I think some people need to be reminded that this is a group chat and they are not chatting on personal
Rahul - Shikhi paaji yaar, pura mod kharab kar diya
Hardik - Interval ho gaya? Popcorn le aata hoon
Jassi - Oh hello popcorn, go make your baby to stop crying, he is giving Natasa a hard time.
Hardik - How do you know?
Jassi - MI Paltan is on a zoom call
Hardik - WITHOUT ME?
Rohit - Sam is sleeping
Virat - I wonder how you are not
MSD - Ro, Harry what are you two up to? Your team is on a meeting ad you two are chatting here
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INDIAN CRICKET TEAM CHATS
RandomThe Indian Cricket Team's whatsapp group(you can imagine as insta group if you want, its basically a group chat) Its quarantine and the only way I could think of to connect the team was through chats so here they go, I might continue this book even...
