So you're one of the many people after Sasuke? Well, that's not a problem. I can help you stand out among the rest that are after Sasuke's heart. Here are the quick and easy steps that will get your man to completely obsess over you <3.
Step 1) Wear your hair in a low ponytail. This may seem random, but trust me. It is essential.
Step 2) Wear all black. Sasuke is really into that.
Step 3) He may not seem like it, but Sasuke is big into pet names. Don't use cheesy names like "Honey" or "Sweetheart." Instead, call him "Ototo." That'll grab his attention, and he'll really like it.
Step 4) Act super distant. Maybe tap his forehead every once in a while. This will get him emotionally attached. If the mood is right, maybe kill a few of his family members. You'll really stand out.
Step 5) Disappear for a couple years. This may seem counterproductive, but don't worry. He'll come running after you in no time. ;P
Congrats! You've just succeeded in winning over Sasuke's heart.
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