So you're interested in Naruto? Well, I can't blame you. He's such a nice boy. Luckily for you, there are some easy tips to win his big ol' heart.
Step 1) Have a tragic backstory. This is by far the most efficient way to win Naruto's sympathy and attention. If you don't have a tragic backstory, make one up.
Step 2) Become really cool and attract everyone's attention, but act like you don't want it. This will make him super jealous (which is what you want, obviously).
Step 3) Act like you don't care about him. Call him "dobe." This will increase your chances tenfold. maybe yell out "Narutoooooo" occasionally. That will help as well.
Step 4) Become pretty close friends. Maybe save his life a few times. But still never cross that line of showing compassion.
Step 5) Abandon your village. Don't worry, he'll never stop thinking about you, and come running back in no time.
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