Are you seriously interested in Jiraiya? I mean.....I guess I won't judge. Luckily for you, there are some pretty easy steps to win him over.
Step 1) Be a woman.
Step 2) If you are not a woman, use the transformation jutsu to become one.
Yup. That's it. He'll pretty much just come to you.
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