giorno and mista beat up cops because cops fucking suck ass

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Mista and Giorno are walking home after a nice trip to Taco Bell, they just ate like fucking KINGS because Giorno is rich asf now. Then they see a cop. Cops fucking suck so they beat the shit out of him lmao. Turns out it was Abbacchio, (even though he's dead??), and now Giorno and Mista are the ones getting the shit beaten out of them. After getting beaten into the ground by Abbacchio, Giorno and Mista head out to find more cops to fucking murder. They find a police station and Gio 7 page muda's everyone that was in there while Mista shoots himself because he fucking sucks at aiming his gun and his bullets keep getting deflected back at him. Then they commit arson. It's a really fun time, and Gio and Mista get to bond during this whole thing because what brings you closer than committing crimes? Unfortunately Mista burns Giorno's $18383839929 Gucci bag. Then he fucking beats his ass even though he can buy another bag lmao.

author's note: BRO I NEVER THOUGH PEOPLE WOULD ACTUALLY ENJOY THIS SHIT ITS KINDA EMBARRASSING BUT THANKS LMAO

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