MJ: Because it's fun! So, Wrath gave you a choice. Do you want to turn yourself into a cauliflower?
Of course not! Why would I?! This is stupid on SO many levels!
MJ: Aw come on! It'll be fun! Besides, you look adorable in anything.
. . . You really think so?
Shao May: *nodds with a smile*
MJ: I KNOW so!
*smiles* Thank you, MJ!
MJ: *smiles back* You're welcome, May. So?
*sighs* Fine, whatever.
Shao May: *grins*
MJ: *grins* YAAAAYYY! This is going to be epic! *Runs to the store to buy green and white hair dye, hair spray and an afro comb*
*wonders* Do I really want to turn into a cauliflower?
Shao may: ?_?
I mean, what if my hair stays like that forever?
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Ehhh...! NO! NOPE! Noppity nope nope! Hell to the freaking no!
MJ: *barges in*
AARGGHH!
MJ: I'M BAAAACK! *sets the HUGE bag full of hair products on the table* I'm SOOO excited for this! You're gonna look wonderful! I didn't know how much hair dye we were gonna need so I bought all the white and green the store had!
Shao May: :0
*eyes widen* Oh, shit! MJ, I--
MJ: I am totally broke now, but this will be worth it! *puts on rubber golves* Oh, Mayyy~
*gulps nervously* M-MJ, I...I changed my mind...
MJ: HAHAHAHAHAH!! Come over here, ya silly goose!
Shao May: ...
...
MJ: *frowns* Wait, you're serious...?
I-I don't want to turn myself into a cauliflower... I mean seriously, look at me. I already look like an old rocker...
MJ: . . .
. . .
Shao May: . . .
*crickets*
MJ: *fumes in anger* Girl... By the time, I'm done with you, you'll be better off dead.
*chuckles nervously and sweat drops*
... S-Sorry...?
MJ: *explodes* HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO ME, MAY!!!
Shao May: *runs off* ARRRGHHH!!!
MJ: I WASTED THE REST OF MY SAVINGS FOR YOU! AND ALL YOU CAN SAY IS "SORRY"??!! YOU'RE GONNA BE "SORRY"!!!
Bye, guys! S-See you next chapter (that is, if she doesn't kill me before then...) Don't forget to ask more questions and request more dares to keep the weirdness goin-- aAAHH! MJ! WHY ARE YOU HITTING ME WITH A PAPER FAN?
MJ: *continues to chase after her with the paper fan* MAY CHANG! GET YOUR PALM TREE ASS OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!
Oops-- GOTTA RUN! BYE! *runs for the hills* SHAO MAY! WAIT FOR MEEE!!
