A/N: I'm bored af. Imma eat ice cream and watch Stranger Things and Ninjago after this shit. Enjoy! (Warning: Cursing)
Jay: Road work ahead? Uh yeah, I sure hope it does.
Kai: Please don't start your immaturity. Nobody is doing that shit right now.
Cole: Fuck this shit Im out
Lloyd: Hurricane Katrina, more like hurricane tortilla!
Kai: Not you tooo!!!!
Zane: Hi, thanks for checking in. I'm still a piece of garbage!
Pixal: No you are not.
Zane: It's a vine quote, snowflake.
Pixal: Oh, I got a quote. "Every time you yell at your kids, put a quarter in your 'no yelling sock', and soon you'll have have a weapon to beat-."
Lloyd: *shooketh*
Cole: Goddam
Nya: Hi, welcome to Chilies
Kai: Fuck it
Kai: When there's too much drama at school. All you gotta do is, walk awaAaAaAy.
Jay: Happy Chrimuhs. It's Chrimuim. Merry Crisis. Merry Christler.
Cole: What the fuck is up Kyle? No like what the fuck dude, STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE!!
Zane: Watch your profanity.
Nya: And they were roommates...
Kai: Ahhh- and they were roommates (looking intently at Jay)
Lloyd: Bro look, it's the good kush
Kai: This is the dollar store, how good can it be?
Jay: My poop is coming.
Cole & Zane: Yo wtf.
Zane: There is only one thing worse than a rapist. BOOM.
Kai: A child
Zane: No
Jay: Ay yo, wanna see a picture of my cock
Cole: Hell no
Jay: *shows Cole a picture of a chicken*
Cole: That's a chicken motherfucker
Nya: Ok, these are getting wayyy to outta hand
Kai: Let's leave
Lloyd: mmk
Pixal: Agreed. But don't mess with me
Zane: That's my girl. :)
( Zane, Nya, Pixal, Lloyd, and Kai left the chat )
Cole: Welp, I'm bored
Jay: Wanna watch vines and play video games
Cole: Hell yeah!!!
A/N: I got nothin' to say except that I hope you guys are excited for season 13 like I am. So, hope you enjoyed, cause I'm tired af but still gonna watch Stranger Things and Ninjago. Btw, for people in the US, aren't you tired of Cartoon Network not releasing season 12 yet bc I am. Let me know down in the comments. Anyways, bye my guys, gals, and non-binary peeps. :)
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