Bakugou Is Salty, But What Else Is New?

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Mr. Compress is my favorite minor villain. That smug bastard.


FlexTape: Did anyone do the homework

Boom Boi: ICYHOT I'LL ILL YOU

Ice Prince: Get over it pussy. 

FlexTape: I just want to know who did the homework?!

Dank Calamari: What happened?

FlexTape: I'll just ask Iida then...

Boom Boi: So do you remember that beef jerky looking motherfucker at the training camp?

Broccoli Boi: Of course we do!

Uravity: They kidnapped you!

Boom Boi: He and the League got arrested yesterday

Todoroki's Future Wife: Oh yeah I heard about that

Acid Cum: Aren't they going into Rehab?

Boom Boi: DON'T INTERUPT ME

Acid Cum: Ok damn...

Boom Boi: So turns out that's TODOROKI'S OLDER BROTHER

Ice Prince: I don't see the problem

Boom Boi: HE KIDNAPPED ME

Ice Prince: What does that have to do with me?!

Boom Boi: Because FUCK YOU

Ice Prince: No thank you, I have a girlfriend I love very much

Boom Boi: I FUCKING HATE YOU

Ice Prince: The feeling is mutual, asshole.

Boom Boi left "Class 1-A Chat"

Ice Prince left "Class 1-A Chat"

Emo Bitch: Welp...

Dank Calamari: ...What the fuck just happened?!

Rock Boi: Bro I don't even know

Dank Calamari: Am I just dumb or was that just too much information?

FlexTape: My brain hurts

Kermits Bitch: Ok, let me unpack this...

Kermits BItch: The League got arsessted,

Kermits Bitch: Dabi is Todoroki's brother,

Kermits Bitch: Ok, this part gets hazy, Bakugou wants to fuck Todoroki,

Broccoli Boi: Yeah I don't think that's what happened...

Kermits Bitch: And Bakugou is salty because Todoroki is straight? Am I right?

Rock Boi: Hopefully not!

Acid Cum: Yeah I don't think that's it..

Kermits Bitch: Yeah probably not

Kermits Bitch: Welp that's all my ideas!

FlexTape: Mabye bakugou is just salty

Emo Bitch: What else is new

Katsuki Bakugou Joined "Class 1-A Chat"

Katsuki Bakugou: IM NOT FUCKING SALTY

Katsuki Bakugou left "Class 1-A Chat"

Uravity: ...How the hell did he know we were talking about him...

Rock Boi: He's ready this over my shoulder

Broccoli Boi: Tell him I say he's hope he ok!

Rock Boi: Ok!

Rock Boi is typing...

Rock Boi: He says fuck off.

Broccoli Boi: Oh...

Uravity: Tell him I said to go fuck him self!

Katsuki Bakugou joined "Class 1-A Chat"

Katsuki Bakugou: How about you go fuck yourself!

Uravity: I would but my boyfriend wouldn't really like it

Emo Bitch: Wait you would?!

Uravity: WAIT ITS NOT LIKE THAT

Where Art Thou: Sure Jan..

Uravity: I MEAN IT

Acid Cum: Am I going to have add at the Ship Book?

Acid Cum: PLEASE DON'T

Todoroki's Future Wife: Guys leave her alone that's not what she meant

FlexTape: I know but it was funny tho

Acid Cum: How is breaking up one of my favorite ships Funny?!

FlexTape: Uraraka did the when she said she wanted to fuck Bakugou

Uravity: Please stop...

Todoroki's Future Wife: Leave her alone

FlexTape: Finnnnne

FlexTape: So about that homework


Wow! Writing is exhausting! Im sorry this chapter is so short. (I know I keep saying that but I'm running out of ideas) Anyway! While I was gone, as of today, this book has 17.6 reads...

Bro why are you still reading this book gets worst and worst as I continue!?

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