Script #22

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Loyal villager in Uru'baen: You may have heard of King Galbatorix. He's this ancient magician with a black dragon named Shruikan who has ruled us for eons. He's really wonderful.

Eragon: Oh yeah! I destroyed him using knowledge about three weeks ago!

Loyal villager in Uru'baen: . . .

Loyal villager in Uru'baen: You did what?  

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