Eragon: Why would anyone hurt me?
Arya: (to Durza) Yeah, why would anyone hurt Eragon? He's brave and kind and righteous. Right, Durza?
Durza: Well, I have an answer. Anyone who wants power and fights for it, but this boy steps in your way with a plastic sword and a toy dragon.
Eragon: Ouch. Good one.
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Funny Eragon Scripts
HumorHello Eragon fans! Brought to you by the person who made the Funny Wings of Fire Scripts, Pikachick15, has now decided to make a Funny Eragon Scripts book! Please do enjoy! PS: I hope these are funny.
