This is my first story so it might be shit but I really wanted to write one even tho it's just a chat fic, also I'm shit at romance but I'll try my best :).
(My house has a carpet worm infestation and I want to be uninstalled from life)
7:04am
Shrek: I am tired
Badmom: I'm gonna beat the shit out of you
Cum: suga-San guess what
Badmom: what
Cum: I BOUGHT A PLACENTA PLUSHY
badmom: I- A w h a t ?
Shrek: 👁👄👁
Cum: ITS A PLUSHY THATS A PLACENTA
Creampuff: go tf to practice
Shrek: omg I am at practice
Creampuff: talking to a bunch of girls isn't going to practice you gay flat ass smh
Cum: dooru-Chan
Shrek: EXCUSE ME?
sugar shaker: DOORU FICNV NMVVN
Pudding changed shrek's name to dooru
Dooru: IM NOT FLAT
pudding: idk man you look pretty flat to me
Dooru: YOU HAVE NO PROOF
pudding: bitch your ass is the proof
Badmom: KENMA IS REALLY OUT TO GET YOUR THROAT
Dooru:
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Pudding: I'll slam you against a table
Dooru: daddy
Creampuff: I SAID GO TO PRACTICE IM GONNA CALL IWAIZUMI OVER
Dooru: no pls Ily so much
Cum: I can't find Hinata :(
Badmom: ❤️💗💞💞✨❣️💙💝💖💞💗💗❤️🙏🏼💗💫💫❤️💙💞💓💗❣️💝💕 I think he's sick hun
Cum: 😤😤 who tf am I supposed to talk to then
Badmom: WYM IM LITERALLY RIGHT HERE
cum: gtgtgtgtgtgtgtttgtgtgtgtg
Badmom: >:(
5:01pm
Sugar shaker: if I didn't have an allergy to donuts I would definitely have tried to see how many donuts I could stack on my dick
Suffering: donuts are my favorite unit of measurement
addict: okay so this is the second time I've heard you say this and Idk if this is your way of asking me to stack donuts on my dick to see how many I can stack
Sugar shaker: OBVIOUSLY DAMN 😤😤
Dooru: JDIJD CndncncnCJCKCN how big is your dick? About uhhh 6 donuts
Creampuff: idk if that's small or not Maybe not idk how thick a donut is
Dooru: idk? How big should my dick be? In donut size
Sugar shaker: stfu I'm measuring a donut so I can get my answer of just HOW big it is
Badmom: JDJCNCKCCK
addict: I GOT 5 DONUTS ON IT
sugar shaker: OKAY SO THE HEIGHT OF A DONUT IS 1.575 INCHES SO 1.575 x 5 Uhh
Pudding wow I absolutely hate this
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Creampuff: wouldn't it be 7.9 inches?
Dooru: my guy semi is packing 😎
Addict: 😎
Bad mom: big boi 😎
(GUYS I FOUND A PLACENTA PLUSHY ON AMAZON FOR 24 DOLLARS AND IVE DECIDED TO WASTE MY MONEY ON IT)~svnshine
