Under da sea 🦀

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(Okay so like I know probably none of you care but I have no friends and I wanna share some family tea with you guys cause I recently found out my dad has been vaping for 12 years and nobody knew and he's been spending $1000+ ON NICOTINE EVERY MONTH AND DJFNFKVKVJV. YALL MY DAD IS GONNA BE DEAD AT LIKE 50 AND HE ALSO JUST LOST HIS JOB FJFNFN. Anyways my dad was kicked out of the house and I haven't eaten in 2 days BUT I GOT MY PLACENTA PLUSHIE ITS SO CUTE, ITS LITERALLY PLACENTA BUT PLUSH!)

6:06am

Dooru: GUYS

GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS

pudding: what the fuck do you want you Moldy stick of cheese

Dooru: SCIENTIST RECENTLY DISCOVERED AN OCEAN THOUSANDS OF MILES UNDER THE CRUST AND THERE COULD BE ALIEN LIKE CREATURES DOWN THERE ISNT THAT SUPER COOL FJFNFJFNFJ

sugar shaker:

Dooru: NO BUT LIKE ISNT THE SUPER COOL

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Dooru: NO BUT LIKE ISNT THE SUPER COOL

Creampuff: wow I literally wanna pass away. No thanks

Dooru: I WANNA SEE WHATS DOWN THERE
NOT TO MENTION THE HEAT TEMPERATURES DOWN THERE LIKE B R O

Addict: WE BARELY KNOW ABOUT THE OCEANS WE ALREADY HAVE, WE KNOW MORE ABOUT OUR OWN UNIVERSE THEN OUR OCEANS WHY WOULD THAT BE COOL

Dooru: UNDER DA SEA

badmom: WOAH WAIT FR?
UNDER DA SEA
UNDER DA SEA

Dooru: LIFE IS MUCH BETTER WHEN YOU ARE MUCH WETTER TAKE IT FROM ME

Pudding:

Suffering: ^

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Suffering: ^

Sugar shaker: ha ha
W e t

Addict: 💦

Creampuff: no
S t o p

Badmom: me and oikawa are gonna become marine biologists to spite you guys

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