This is my first story so it might be shit but I really wanted to write one even tho it's just a chat fic, also I'm shit at romance but I'll try my best :).
(Okay so like I know probably none of you care but I have no friends and I wanna share some family tea with you guys cause I recently found out my dad has been vaping for 12 years and nobody knew and he's been spending $1000+ ON NICOTINE EVERY MONTH AND DJFNFKVKVJV. YALL MY DAD IS GONNA BE DEAD AT LIKE 50 AND HE ALSO JUST LOST HIS JOB FJFNFN. Anyways my dad was kicked out of the house and I haven't eaten in 2 days BUT I GOT MY PLACENTA PLUSHIE ITS SO CUTE, ITS LITERALLY PLACENTA BUT PLUSH!)
6:06am
Dooru: GUYS
GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS
pudding: what the fuck do you want you Moldy stick of cheese
Dooru: SCIENTIST RECENTLY DISCOVERED AN OCEAN THOUSANDS OF MILES UNDER THE CRUST AND THERE COULD BE ALIEN LIKE CREATURES DOWN THERE ISNT THAT SUPER COOL FJFNFJFNFJ
sugar shaker:
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Dooru: NO BUT LIKE ISNT THE SUPER COOL
Creampuff: wow I literally wanna pass away. No thanks
Dooru: I WANNA SEE WHATS DOWN THERE NOT TO MENTION THE HEAT TEMPERATURES DOWN THERE LIKE B R O
Addict: WE BARELY KNOW ABOUT THE OCEANS WE ALREADY HAVE, WE KNOW MORE ABOUT OUR OWN UNIVERSE THEN OUR OCEANS WHY WOULD THAT BE COOL
Dooru: UNDER DA SEA
badmom: WOAH WAIT FR? UNDER DA SEA UNDER DA SEA
Dooru: LIFE IS MUCH BETTER WHEN YOU ARE MUCH WETTER TAKE IT FROM ME
Pudding:
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Suffering: ^
Sugar shaker: ha ha W e t
Addict: 💦
Creampuff: no S t o p
Badmom: me and oikawa are gonna become marine biologists to spite you guys
