Ask the Descendants Girls

What would you guys name your children?

Mal: I really don't like the idea of children.

Uma: Me neither.

Audrey: Well, suck it up for the sake of questioning, girls.

Evie: I think if I ever had kids, I'd name a girl child Bailey and a boy child Isaac.

Jane: Why those names?

Evie: Well, because---

Mal: Because Isaac is named after Isaac Newton, an ancient scientist, and for some reason, Evie's obsessed with the name Bailey.

Evie: Well, I can't help it. And awesome job figuring out about Isaac.

Mal: Thank you. I know you, E. But I think you should name a boy Evan.

Evie: That's cute, but probably not.

Mal: Well, I guess I'd name a boy Benjamin Junior and a girl would be called... Well, I really don't know.

Evie: How about Mallory? I love Mallory. That'd be perfect.

Mal: I'll think about it. But Benjamin Junior and Mallory for now.

Uma: I reckon I'd name a boy Killian and a girl would be Ulyssa.

Mal: Ooh, nice.

Uma: Thanks. 

Audrey: Killian? Seriously? That sounds like somebody's being murdered.

Uma: Chill, Princess. What would you name your kids, then, if you're some expert?

Audrey: My boy would be Austin, and my girl would be Jade.

Evie: That is so cute!

Uma: But so cliche considering the parent's names.

Audrey: It's better than Killian. And besides, Ulyssa is like Uma.

Uma: Oh, well. I can't deny it. How about you, Jane?

Jane: Um... Well... I guess maybe a boy could be Johnny? And maybe a girl could be Catherine? I don't know...

Evie: I think those are wonderful.

Audrey: Way better than Uma's Killian.

Uma: Hey, look, I've got a dog called Jade, remember? So when you're calling for your little girl, my one-hundred-twenty pound Great Pyrenees is going to tackle you and lick you to death.

Audrey: That dog will probably be dead by the time I have kids.

Uma: Don't bet on it, sweetheart.

Thank you to @DarknessToShine for the ask!