Ask the Descendants Girls

Would you rather be a werewolf or a vampire?

Mal: Honestly, I'd rather be a vampire.

Evie: I would pick neither. Vampires are blood-sucking demons and werewolves are hairy dog-people!

Uma: I thought you liked dogs.

Evie: I do, but I most certainly don't want to ever be one.

Mal: So which one, E?

Evie: Ugh... I guess I'd pick a vampire... Because at least there are alternatives to blood. There's nothing you can do when you get turned into a werewolf. You just get fleas, and that's the end of it.

Uma: Don't worry, we could get you a shock--- I mean, flea collar.

Audrey: I'd be a vampire because vampires are hot.

Uma: Honestly, have you watched any of the Twilight movies? That Taylor Lautner dude's way hotter than that dude that plays that vampire weirdo.

Audrey: *eyes wide and staring at Uma in shock*

Uma: *sweating and laughing nervously* Well, you know... If I watched it... I'd probably think that, so, uh.... But anyway! I'd rather be a werewolf because they have a lot of strength.

Audrey: *raises eyebrow slyly, but doesn't say anything*

Jane: I'd probably be a werewolf. 

Uma: *clears throat* Would that have anything to do with the fact that your boyfriend's a dog-lover?

Jane: *turns bright red* MaYbE???

Thank you to @samzieminoza for the ask!