Ellie's POV
I had started the long walk home from school, purposefully ignoring my phone the entire day, like a good little school student focusing on her studies. Now that I was walking along the bustling Queens streetscape, I could finally check my texts, which had been going off like crazy for the seven hours my phone had been in my pocket. Taking a bite of my smooshed-down-flat sandwich, I tapped onto MOTHERFUCKERS ASSEMBLE (Fury was responsible for naming it this week) and almost spat out my food as I scrolled through the past texts my weird friends from Stark Industries had sent one another.
Fossil
I hope you're considering me to be the godfather Bucky
Angry Russian Grandmother
Excuse you
I am obviously the best at parenting here
Birb
that makes absolutely no sense but ok
Angry Russian Grandmother
Good response Clint
Birb
👌
Tin Can
So whaddya say Bucko?
Will old King Henry the Eighth here be crowned godfather, or I?
A reminder that I am very rich you know
The child will have everything he has ever dreamed of
Fossil the Second
I am in the middle of making my decision
But rest assured, my friends, that Thomas will grow up with everything
Riches, guns, baby rattles
You name it
Thomas will have it
Ellie
what the actual hell did i walk into
Bill Nye Jr
Exactly my reaction
Motherfucker
Oh no. The child has arrived. It's time to flee.
Tin Can
Bucky's pregnant
Ellie
um
what
Angry Russian Grandmother
He's convinced he's going to give birth to a baby called Thomas
Motherfucker
YOU ARE READING
Hey Kid? Wrong Number.
FanfictionWhat happens when Ellie, a very-much-ordinary school kid living with her best friends Peter, Ned and M.J in Queens, sends an accidental text to Natasha Romanoff, the Black Widow? Chaos, that's what.