Wrong Number, Kid

Are you some kind of doctor

1am

Peter
Hey dad r u up?

Peter
It's totally okay if your not.

Peter
Have I just woke you up!?

Peter
I'm sorry it doesn't matter.

Dad
Jeez kid, I'm up what's wrong.

Peter
I'm so sorry that I woke you up
It doesn't matter you should go
Back to sleep.

Dad
Okay, first of all I was awake
Anyway.

Dad
Second of all how could you even
Think about leaving me without
Telling me anything after that.

Dad
I didn't think it was possible to word
Vomit in text but here we are.

Peter
Sorry.

Dad
Didn't we talk about all this
Apologising none sense.

Peter
Yeah but this actually was my fault
Tho.

Dad
How???
I was already awake.

Peter
The word vomit then??

Dad
No.

Peter
Fine, whatever.

Dad
Well at least you aren't apologising.

Peter
Ill keep it in mind next time.

Dad
So what did you need again?

Peter
Oh yeah, that.

Dad
Doesn't sound very good.

Dad
If you have murdered someone
I can totally help you.

Peter
Erm should I be concerned about
That!??

Dad
Nah don't worry about it.

Peter
Okay well I was wondering if you
Maybe possibly know anything
About doing stitches???

Peter
Asking for a friend :)

Dad
Okay now it's my turn to ask if I
Should be concerned...

Peter
And I shall repeat your answer
Nah don't worry about it :)

Dad
Okay well first of all GO TO A
HOSPITAL! 

Peter
Yeahhhh that's not gonna happen.

Dad
Should I ask why?