Origins Oneshots

Incorrect Quotes {OoO s2}

One half of the camp: Say yes to drugs

Another half of the camp: Say no to drugs

Cal: It doesn't matter what you tell drugs

Cal: Because if you're talking to drugs, you're taking drugs

Inpu: I can't go, stress is bad for the baby

Bryan: blinks Wait- What baby?

Inpu: Me.

Solis: I just had a thought

Inpu: tears up a bit I'm so proud

Judge: And how do you plead?

Solis: Looks at Inpu

Inpu: mouths "Not Guilty"

Solis: Hot Milky

Inpu: bangs his head on the table Jesus Christ just lock him up already

Magnus: What happens if I bring a knife to therapy?

Xylo: You'll get arrested so lets not do that

Cal: We'll need a distraction. Are any of you good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?

The Whole Egyptian Pantheon: turns to Solis Your time has come

Basically everyone Cassi was rude to: Cassi tried to kill me!

Solis: Don't be silly, Cassi wasn't trying to kill you. . .

Cassi: Yes I was

Coleus: If you put violently in front of anything to describe your action it becomes funnier

Soren: Violently breaks out of my cell and goes to Earth and has to choose between my friends or my dad

Cassi: Violently breaks into this camp and is rude to a lot of people because they won't help me

Coleus: slowly backs away from them Violently worries about you guys, are you okay?

Inpu: You need a hobby

Magnus: I do have a hobby, Inpu

Inpu: How many times do I have to tell you stabbing someone isn't a hobby?

Cassi, to everyone she um y'know was rude to: I'm not gonna stand here and listen to you accusing me of things I clearly did

Soren: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Cassi?

Cassi: No.

Coleus: I do

Soren: I know Coleus

Coleus: I'm sad

Soren: I know Coleus

Solis: I am such an idiot

Inpu:

Solis:

Inpu:

Solis:

Inpu:

Solis:

Inpu: If you're waiting for me to disagree with you it's going to be a long night

Random Monster: I will make you sorry you were ever born!

Cassi: Well for your information I'm already sorry I was ever born

Bri: Okay so I got a box, we're going to put everything we love inside of this box

Colin: Can I put you in it?

Bri: No

Austin: Can I put you in it?

Bri: No

Seek: Can I—

Bri: NO ONE IS PUTTING ME IN THE BOX!

Xylo: So, what's it like being Magnus's brother?

Inpu: Once I asked them for a glass of water while they were mad at me and they brought me a glass of water and just said "Wait"

Bri: Thats ridiculous, Austin doesn't have a crush on me

Colin: Yes he does

Seek: Yes he does

Austin: Yes I do

Inpu: Lets just agree to say "I'm sorry" on a count of three

Inpu: 1... 2... 3...

Magnus:

Inpu:

Magnus:

Inpu:

Magnus:

Inpu:

Magnus:

Inpu: Well now i'm just disappointed in the both of us

Solis: Hey

Inpu: Hey

Solis: I can't sleep. . .

Inpu: I can

Inpu: Goodnight.

Solis:

Inpu: gets out of his bed and drags Solis to his room Oh who am I kidding i'd be a bad father if I didnt help you fall asleep

Davis: We're you dropped on the head as an infant?!

Cassi: Technically not on my head but yes, yes i was dropped

Soren: opens a Capri Sun Guess i'll drink my sorrows away

Inpu: Did you just refer to a knife as a people-opener?

Magnus: Should I not have?

Cassi: I'd love a guy who's sensitive and caring, manly but with a loving side, you know?

Solis: comes in screaming about McDonalds

Cassi:

Cassi: I want that one

Davis: walks in holding an antique bottle Hey, is this whiskey or perfume?

Ricarro: grabs it and drinks all of it It's perfume

Cal: slightly horrifed- It was

Xylo: I am above all of you

Xylo: My eagerness, ability, and knowledge triumphs over all of you

Xylo: I am more mature and advanced than—

Kay: Slams her head on a table XYLO WE GET THAT YOU ALWAYS WIN IN UNO, SHUT UP!

Xylo: Can't a guy just express his happiness?

Cassi: Where are you going?

Solis: To get Ice Cream or fight with Mario, i'll decide on the way

Cassi:

I'm cold, i'm in misery i just want a hug QwQ
-kiwi, gimme sum ice kweem and then a hug before i avada vodka you into hell