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Some Writer Tries To Rate FTO Characters

Pfft this thing is so gonna be shit due to the fact that i have a soft heart and i cannot give any character a low rating-
Except for Eden
Eden gets -10/10
And also bc i fucking love some characters so they get higher ratings-

Aight, lets start with the best guild ever, the Protectors guild!

Lo Pho: The chonky cat, otp is Water x Lo pho, likes milk. Yeah he gets a 6/10

Bryan: This guy is everyone's favourite, he likes Jakey, i dont like Brakey. But im too nice so he gets a 6/10

Jakey: fucking bean oh my god but sometimes he sounds like a furby on helium. 7/10 bonus points if he actually becomes a furby

Kay: Shut up i am not going to give her 10/10- ok fuck she gets 10/10

Alex: Idk why ppl hate bee boi he good friend to jakey thats all jesus christ yall. 9/10

Nix: In a nutshell he's the guy that pays for property damage he cool. 5/10

Mania: Beanbeanbeanbeanbeanbean- her mario r just friends change my mind idk how to rate her. 6/10

Eliore: floof. 11/10

Rosie: cat no rating cus idk what to do send help

Next up we have Divinus Magia! Some guild i think they r irrelevant cus Protectors is strongest

Ritchie: no words just give this guy a dang 6/10

Brandon: slightly higher than ritchie since HE DIDNT GET DRUNK AND DESTROY THEIR WHOLE GUILD AND KILLED KIT'S BEST FRIEND WHICH MADE HER SAD AND THEN- he gets 9/10

David: FUCKING 10/10 GODDAMMIT HES ONE IF THE BEST CHARACTERS SKAKAKAKSMDLSLKMDKD

Lucas: No this mans does not give off any bottom/top/switch energy who the fuck cares about that god just let this guy live his life without the need of doing that- 7/10

Inmo: Boom boom i like him but hes too chaotic so he gets a 4/10

Blake: fucking hell i will give this bean a 100000000000000000000/10 because oh shit she is the best

Kit: Tired bean who now doesnt care cuz of love, gae panik, polly touched her and now she cannot unalive. 8/10

Plant: PLANT SUPREMACY YOU COWARDSSSS 100000000000/10

Devin: dont know too much about him so ill give him a rating of 5/10

Lara: IT IS DANCE MAGIC IT IS DANCE MAGIC IT IS DANCE MAGIC- 7/10

that fire dude: how the fawk should i know i am uncultured 5/10-?

Next up... Lampshade! I mean Sunshade- I mean Shitshade- FUCK ITS FUCKING GRIMSHADOWS- NO-

Allumos: Kinda a dick sometimes, ego is fucking big dude, Pat is better. 7/10

Viper: s n e k, annoyed 24/7, he cleans. 10/10

Michael: short, secretly in love w lucas, he is fucking strong. 8/10

Colin: idk but hes kinda bean so 6/10

Seek: idk too, solin is nice. 6/10

Marshie: hell yes i stan. 9/10

Jericho: just to spite him he's not hot his flirts r bad. 7/10

Last but not least we have La Carnival! Sponsored by the Filthy Tavern

Flurry: momma of plant and the guild, she is wonderful, i protecc. 10/10

Jazz: that one drunk uncle that you somehow hate and love. 6/10

Davis: basically the person that tries to keep it intact, i love his character. 9/10

Juno: s n e e e z e, plants other mom, flurry x juno all the way fight me.  8/10

Cecil: sad clown, i love him, bean. 10/10

Basil: uUhHhhHhHhHhHhhHhhHHhh i like her character, i ate her today with my breakfast. 5/10

oh yeah i forgot about Devil's Tongue sorry not sorry bout what i said im just trying to have some fun-

Jupiter: -10/10

Monty's sister: idk man

Mori: I STAN I LOVE I PROTECC 9/10

Monty: adhd in a bottle. 10/10

Biblico: how the fuck should i know- 4/10-?

Just to make you cry in your sleep tonight bc of memories ill rate Bri and Silver too-

Bri: No questions asked. 10/10

Silver: hell yes he get 10/10 too

Anyways bye sisters
Stay in school, drink your drugs, dont do milk
i support all of u
Remember to eat a pancake and always stay insaneeeee!
-kiwi, kxkkskskskkxmjkkaka