Origins Oneshots

H- I try to write smut-

❌WARNING: THERE IS SMUT, LIKE A LOT OF IT❌
The ship is Rosey, aka, Seductive Rose x River
Seductive Rose: Top
River: Bottom
Collar kink, hair pulling kink, choking kink, Maid kink-?, Slapping kink and Oral

I am ashamed of all of the people who actually scrolled down to this and expected smut, it's against the rules, it's a big no no, huge no no. I know i'm like late for this but it's just a reminder ^^ Please get out of my godforsaken book and find something else to read, also what the hell were you guys thinking when you scrolled down. Do you really like smut or do you not care about anything. Again, if I didn't say this louder for the people in the back, Smut isn't allowed in Origins and please don't write it if the owners of the characters are uncomfortable with it.
*sigh* Yes im still on break I just want to do this to all of you to test if yall are this desperate for smut- And for the record, remember, this is not a joke, this is actually against the rules, pls no write smut, write fluffy, and angsty stuffs instead.

Welp, bye for now pancakes, i hope you dont write any smut in the future!
Remember to eat a pancake and always stay insaaaaaane!
-kiwi

You fool, you absolute fool did you think I was going to end this chapter? Pfft. N o. And to add some silliness in this very serious chapter. . .
enjoy the Egyptians singing Hamilton songs-

Inpu: HOW DOES A BASTARD, ORPHAN, SON OF A WHORE

Inpu: AND A SCOTSMAN, DROPPED IN THE MIDDLE OF A FORGOTTEN SPOT. IN THE CARIBBEAN BY PROVIDENCE IMPOVERISHED. IN SQUALOR, GROW UP TO BE A HERO AND A SCHOLAR?

a few more lyrics later. . .

Inpu: WHATS YOUR NAME MAN?

Inpu: ALEXANDER HAMILTOOOONNNN

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Ricarro, while burning Alexander: DO YOU KNOW WHAT ANGELICA SAID, WHEN I TOLD HER WHAT YOU DONE? SHE SAID, "YOU'VE MARRIED AN ICARUS AND HE HAS FLOWN TOO CLOSE TO THE SUN" proceeds to cry because goddammit Eliza did not deserve what Alexander had done-

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Davis: This is stupid.

Ricarro: I know!

Schuyler Sisters start to play

Ricarro: WORK WORK, ANGELICAAAAAAA!

Cal, blinking: Uh, Elizaaaaaa. . .?

Davis: . . . And pEGgY-

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Solis: WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SAY WHAT YOU BELIEVE? EVERY PROCLAMATION GUARANTEEEESSS, FREE AMMUNITION FOR YOUR ENEMIEEEESSSS

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Ricarro, he be really mad: You've invented a new kind of stupid, a damage you can never undo kind of stupid, an open all the cages in the zoo, kind of stupid! Clearly, you didn't think this through, kind of stupid!

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Magnus, while sharpening their knife: And i'll kill your friends and family, to remind you of my love~

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okie thas it!
Bai!
Remember to eat a pancake and always stay insane!
-kiwi, smut is not gud, dont write smut, write angst.