The inmates are stupid, but the guards are kind of stupid too

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gray clouds line the sky. The ocean waters rush with rough waves that crash against the walls of the infamous, Nanba prison

Right now, Supervisor Sugoroku is in the office of the Warden of Nanba Prison, being questioned about the prisoners in Building 13, Cell 13."I put you in charge of Building 13 for one reason," the Warden said, harshly

"I hold your ability in great regard. Among your current Wards are four diabolical escape artists who've broken out every prison they've been sent to. No other jail has held them for very long. Number 11, Number 25, Number 69, and Number 15." Hajime stood in front of the Warden's desk, stone-faced and silent. "I find it hard to believe that they've not yet attempted an escape, at least once. So, I'll ask you again," The Warden turned her chair around to face the stoic Supervisor, "Did you have any problems in Building 13 while I was gone?"she asked "No. Everything there has been quiet," Hajime replied

The warden then turned to akira " officer Hyakushiki?" Hajime looked over, slightly sweat dropping, but for some reason, she said it like she did " No big sis, there have been no problems at all" she looked at her for a moment, before reply " I see...thank you akira"

Supervisor Gokuu interrupted "Hey, Hajime!" The guard pointed at Hajime, "You better be telling the truth, cuz if I find out that you're lying and making the wardens sister lie!-" Hajime put Gokuu in a chokehold before he could finish."Who are you calling a liar? Unless you want to retire early, I suggest you watch your mouth, monkey!" Hajime growled.

"At your request, I can bring you their files later." Hajime said, The Warden then set her hands down. "Very well. You are dismissed."Hajime replies with a simple 'thank you' before he and akira started to head out the Warden's office.

He then stops half-way, "One thing," he said, which caught the Warden's attention and akira stop " You describe some of these inmates as diabolical," He then turns his head to face the Warden, an evil grin is displayed on his face, "But if you ask me, four of these inmates are a bunch of cheeky punks, Ms. Hyakushiki," he "mocked" before he left the office with her sister

The Warden was silent, a soft breath escaped her lips, her heart was beating loudly. "That's Warden Hyakushiki to you, To have akira as his assistant! you disrespectful! "-," Supervisor Samon Gokuu growled.

The Warden then turns her chair around, releasing a sigh, "Relax. He's always like this,"From the angle that the young man was standing, he could see their boss was shaking 'The Warden, she's literally shaking with rage!!' He exclaimed in thought, with A look of fear was on his faces "Supervising Officer of Building 13, Hajime Sugoroku," The Warden mumbled under her breath, her heart was beating faster and louder by the second. That's when the unexpected happened.

The Warden squealed internally like a lovesick high school girl, in chibi form ' He's so cool! He said my last name! He called me Miss!!'  Meanwhile Hajime was currently running back to his building, almost like he was running for his life, like the devil was on his tail "That was a close one! When she called me in, I thought she'd found out the truth about the breakout for sure! I almost lost my poker face!" He exclaimed, while aki held her laughter

That was the longest conversation we've ever had! Maybe next he'll call me by my first name!' She pressed her hands together ' but most of all aki look so cute!!!!she called me big sis!!!!!!' She gushed

At cell 13

Timeskip

With a picture of aki taking a nap

"Cell 13. Wake Up. Roll Call," Hajime announced as he held a clipboard, "Number 69," Rock got up and replied with a simple 'yeah' and with bedhead present in his hair, "You got bed head. Number 25," Nico then appears, still asleep and laughing, apparently. "What are you laughing at? Number 11," Uno walks by the window replying with a "Yeah, I'm here" and a whole lot of beauty products on his face, " that's too much product, Number 15,"There was silence for a few seconds before Hajime repeated, "Hey, Number 15," he didn't get a response, realization kicks in and Hajime checks in the cell itself if the Japanese male wasn't present,The alarm then sounded within the Building. Hajime then heads back to the Guard's office and goes onto the computer, "I wonder how much of a head start he has. Dammit! Of course, he would pull this off right after I told the Warden that there have been no problems!" He grumbled, he stopped when he heard a loud bang, that then went silent, then he heard snoring coming from the Guard's Night Duty Room.

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