-Crack open a cold one.
-Vaggie also cracks open a cold one!
-Throw some ribs on the grill
-"Wife, can you grab the pasta salad?"
-"What did I tell you about calling me that?"
-"Honey our relationship only exists for this one chapter."
-She grabs the pasta salad
-Angel actually likes ribs, finally
-Grab the bait and tackle.
-Round up the troops.
-Time to fish.
-Give them all fishing hats. Angel looks goofy, it fits Alastor well, Husk won't stop playing with the dangly bits, Niffty can't see, and Charlie just likes hanging out with everyone.
-Catch a big fish!
-Bring It home
-Throw it on the grill!
-Lie down on the couch after a big meal, and snuggle up to your wife.
-She kisses your forehead
-"I love you, you big lug."
-Sit around campfire
-pulled out a guitar
-"So bye... bye.. miss American pie. Drove my Chevy to the Levee but the Levee was dry.. and them gold ol' boys were drinking whiskey and rye.. singing this'll be the day that I die... this'll be the day that I die..."
-Pogchamp
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Hazbin Hotel Preferences (Real Man Style)
FanfictionIs that what these are called? I don't care. Yeah, noticed that a ton of these have MC characters of guys that are just like.. huge pussies. Like, no, Charlie has no chance of carrying me to bed. Thank you. But that's besides any points! Expect stu...
