-What are you, G A Y?
-Guess So
-Throw your flip flop at Angel Dust
-"GET OUT THE DAMN CABINET! DINNER'S ALMOST READY!"
-"Lemme guess, steak again?"
-"No! Rigatoni pasta with a nice Bolognese sauce."
-Angel looks hopeful
-JUST KIDDING BITCH
-THROW YOUR OTHER SANDAL AT HIM
-But get up soon after, and give him a kiss on the cheek
-Ask what he really wants, and apologize for if it looked like you were mad
-He asks for lasagna
-You make the best damn lasagna ever
-He loves it
-PUT STEAK SEASONING ON YOUR PORTION
-GRAB A COORS FROM THE FRIDGE
-Get Angel a white claw. He likes them so you always make sure to have some.
-BAKE A PIE
-HELL YEAH
-PUT ON SOME COUNTRY, WE ARE A TIM MCGRAW HOUSEHOLD
-YOU LIVE AT A HOTEL NOT A HOUSE
-EAT THE PIE
-BLUEBERRIES?!? YOU PUT IN MINCE MEAT
YOU ARE READING
Hazbin Hotel Preferences (Real Man Style)
同人小说Is that what these are called? I don't care. Yeah, noticed that a ton of these have MC characters of guys that are just like.. huge pussies. Like, no, Charlie has no chance of carrying me to bed. Thank you. But that's besides any points! Expect stu...
