-Chug the pot of coffee
-Hot!
-Put on trailer park boys, crack open a cold one.
-Niffty jumps out from a vent and faceplants on the ground.
-She gets up and onto the couch.
-She snuggles into your side.
-You put your arm around her.
-She belongs on your shoulders
-She drags you around the mall.
-You just wanna look at the tackle shop
-She dresses you up in her clothes while she's making them
-Glorified mannequin.
-You help clean, and she adores that.
-You teach her how to GRILL
-She almost burns herself! Oh no!
-Teach her proper safety
-HUSK GRABS THE GRILL AND THROWS IT IN THE POND
-HE'S TIRED OF EATING MEAT
-AN UPRISING?!
-Niffty runs a hand along your back
-She hugs you when she sees you
-She blushes when she hears compliments
-She apparently killed someone
-She's just adorable
-ANGEL GET OUT OF THE PANTRY DINNER IS ALMOST READY
-"What's for dinner?!"
-"STEAK!"
-"FUCK OFFFF!!!!!"
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Hazbin Hotel Preferences (Real Man Style)
FanfictionIs that what these are called? I don't care. Yeah, noticed that a ton of these have MC characters of guys that are just like.. huge pussies. Like, no, Charlie has no chance of carrying me to bed. Thank you. But that's besides any points! Expect stu...
