Puto: Master Attendant, are you okay?
Akumu, stumbling into the room: I just escaped a fucking ANGRY AND OVERPROTECTIVE SILVERASH WHO IS ALSO AN ALPHA WHEN I TRIED TO TALK TO COURIER AND IT'S BAD—
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Akumu: Okay, so besides Pastel de Nata and B-52, who here has been pierced before?
Napoleon: Pierced as in being stabbed?
Akumu, laughing: The fact that I HAVE TO SPECIFY GOD DAMNIT!
Akumu: I mean like getting piercings
Satan's Coffee House & Sweets and Rifles: Ooohhh
Black Tea: No we don't, Master Attendant
Chocolate: Got my ears pierced once. Y'know, the place where you put earrings
Akumu: Oh, that
Eclair: That's fucking BASIC
Chocolate: I'LL SHOW YOU BASIC [throws chlorine at him]
Everyone: [starts screaming]
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Mercenary Squad: [does the Naruto hand signs in front of everyone]
Everyone, having second-hand embarrassments: [not fazed but some are laughing]
Pilipino trio: [unholy screeching from hell]
Gingerbread, hopeful: Wait, Naruto hand signs affect you three?
Halo-halo: No we just love to scream randomly
Gingerbread, disappointed: O- Oh...
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Food Fantasy Inquiries and Challenges
RandomAsk and dare them and make them go through literal hell YEET [I did this because I was bored]
