Akumu: Where did Bibingka go?
Halo-halo, lying: He's in bed, sick
Puto: Actually his ass is sore after getting pounded by Salty Tofu
Akumu:
Akumu: SALTY TOFU GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE—!
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Akumu, after trying to chase Salty with a knife for an hour: [sighs] Reference vines for an entire day
Cola & Hamburger: [smirks]
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Cola: MERRY CHRYSLER
Gingerbread: Shut up, it's getting old
Cola: How dare—
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Hamburger: You should run
Halo-halo: [sweatdrops] W- What?!
Hamburger: FOOOORR PRESIDENT BECAUSE I WOULD SUPPORT YOU NO MATTER WHAT!
Halo-halo: [visible confusion]
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Puto: [tries to open the lights, didn't work]
Puto: BULALO DID YOU NOT PAY THE ELECTRICAL BILLS?!
Bulalo: I DID, I—
Hamburger: [strums guitar] When your lights don't work like they used to before
Puto: HAM SHUT UP!
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Cola: Story time!
Cola: [walks up to Sweets and Rifles] In every group of friends, there's the dumb one
Everyone but Eclair: [points at him]
Eclair: Really?
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Akumu: Kiss, marry, kill. Your options are everyone in the room
Tofu twins: [looks around]
Pilipino Squad, Boston Lobster's squad, Vodka, Longjing Tea, Zitui Bun, Akumu, Sweet Tofu, Salty Tofu, Fire Crystal Persimmon Cake, Surströmming, Spaghetti, Margarita, Fish n' Chips, Opera Cake, Mousse, Baguette, and Sachertorte is in the room
Sweet Tofu: Kill Spaghetti
Spaghetti: What?
Sweet Tofu: Kiss... Zitui Bun
Longjing Tea: [glares at him]
Sweet Tofu: and marry Biko of course
Biko: [sighs in relief]
Salty Tofu: Kill Sweet Tofu
Sweet Tofu: [gasps dramatically]
Salty Tofu: Kiss Spicy Gluten
Spicy Gluten: What the fuck?
Salty Tofu: Marry Bibingka
Bibingka: [blushes]
Akumu: [inhales sharply] You better treat Bibingka right or else I'll tear your limbs off
Salty Tofu: [shivers in fear]
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Akumu: Pudding, say darling in a seductive way to the next person who comes through the door
Pudding: Oh god, please let it Omurice
Durian Pancake: [walks in]
Pudding, under his breath: Fuck
Akumu: Oh, hello Durian Pancake
Durian Pancake: Uhm... Hello, Master Attendant
Pudding: Darling~
Durian Pancake: [lets out a shrill scream]
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Akumu: Sweet Tofu, who's gonna be your best man in the wedding?
Sweet Tofu: It's a secret~
Akumu: I'm the one funding your whole event
Sweet Tofu: Okay, okay, you win
Sweet Tofu: Probably Bulalo or Boston Lobster
Bulalo: It depends what time the wedding is, I'm not free from 3pm to 6pm
Boston Lobster: Why me?
Sweet Tofu: [grins] You'll see soon~
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Food Fantasy Inquiries and Challenges
RandomAsk and dare them and make them go through literal hell YEET [I did this because I was bored]
