Guinness: I find it ironic that Canele and Donut event are on the same week as my mission week
Akumu:
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Akumu: Who could be an SNL comedian?
All food souls:
Jello: Probably Omurice
Bonito Rice: Nagashi Somen?
Nagashi Somen: [shrugs with a pout]
Halo-halo: Salty Tofu
Salty Tofu: What the fuck!?
Akumu: Why?
Halo-halo: Because his life is already a joke
Sweet Tofu: [couldn't help but laugh] OI!
Salty Tofu: YOU'RE STILL MAD I DUMPED PEN INK ONTO YOU!?
Halo-halo, nearly crying: OF COURSE I AM!
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Guinness, drunk on sleep: Pipiiiiiiiiiii
Pipi: ??
Guinness: Why is your name soo cuuutteee? Why are youu soo cuuttee?
Pipi: [panicking] U- Uhm... I don't know
Akumu: Do you want me to take you to therapy?
Guinness: [hisses]
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Akumu: If Pastel did bottom, what would he be like?
Pastel de Nata:
B-52:
Eclair: Probably a power bottom
Brownie: Uhm... B-52 is still clueless in that area so... I agree with Eclair
Napoleon Cake, jokingly: A submissive bottom
Pastel de Nata: What the FUCK Napoleon!
Napoleon Cake: [giggling]
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Guinness: Oden Squad, what do you think of Bibingka and Salty Tofu?
Double-Ninth Cake: Bibingka looks cute
Okonomiyaki: I agree with Double-Ninth, I had to ask him where he bought his sweater
Oden: [curiously eyeing Bibingka]
Umeshu: Salty Tofu is... weird. He doesn't fit with Bibingka
Natto: Bibingka knows quite a lot of places I have yet to explore
Natto: And Salty Tofu... I'm a little scared of him
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Akumu: Biko, what do you think of Sweet Tofu in Spicy Gluten's clothes?
Biko: [flashbacks to #14]
Biko: [starts bleeding through his nose]
Akumu: OH MY GOD BIKO!
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Guinness: [bursts through the door with floaties and coolers] OK WE'RE GOING SWIMMING I RESERVED A SPOT AT BOTTOMLESS LAKE!
Kid food soul: [cheering]
Food souls with a significant other: Shit
Later
Akumu, wearing a sweater and shorts: Sweet Tofu
Sweet Tofu: Yeah, Master Attendant?
Akumu: Speak in nothing but Chinese for the whole day
Sweet Tofu:
Akumu:
Sweet Tofu: Okay!
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Sweet Tofu: Biko!
Biko: ??
Sweet Tofu, hoping he doesn't understand: Wǒ ài nǐ (I love you)
Biko: Wǒ yě ài nǐ (I love you too)
Sweet Tofu:
Biko, smiling: [pats him on the head] You tried your best [walks away]
Sweet Tofu: [starts blushing heavily]
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Sweet Tofu, yelling at Boston Lobster: Cāo nǐ!! (Fuck you!!)
Boston Lobster: What did you say?
Sweet Tofu: Méiyǒu! (Nothing!) [runs away]
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Sweet Tofu's mind: Alright, let's try talking to Bibingka. Hopefully he won't understand me
Sweet Tofu: Bibingka
Bibingka: Hm?
Sweet Tofu: Xīwàng nǐ kěyǐ jiào xián dòufu rúhé qù ài (Hopefully you can teach Salty Tofu how to love)
Bibingka:
Bibingka, smiling brightly: Dāngrán! (Of course!)
Sweet Tofu:
Salty Tofu, who overheard the conversation:
Puto, passing by: Rènwù shībài. Xià cì nín huì zhuā zhù wǒmen de (Mission failed. Next time you will catch us)
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Sweet Tofu: Bùyào bī wǒ chuān nǐ de yīfú (Don't force me to wear your clothes)
Spicy Gluten: Méiyǒu (No)
Sweet Tofu: Gāisǐ de (Damnit)
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Food Fantasy Inquiries and Challenges
RandomAsk and dare them and make them go through literal hell YEET [I did this because I was bored]
