Midboss Mayhem

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Jane: MORE MIDBOSSES?!

Infinite: Shit...!

Bwario: Bwabwabwabwabwabwabwabwabwabwabwabwabwa!

Infinite: :/

Bwario is a Rabbid with a machine gun that looks like a pipe, Bwaluigi is a Smasher Rabbid with a large red pipe, and Lava Queen looks like a knight, with built-in machine guns on her chest.

Mario: *From a distance* THAT'S BS! Knights didn't have guns!

Lava Queen: *Shoots Mario multiple times*

Mario: Oh Lord Jesus, there's a fire!

Smesh: LET'S KICK THESE MIDBOSS'S ASSES! WE GOTTA SAVE MY CRISTIE!

Infinite: YEAH!

Jane: Bring me that Pirabbid Plant!

Pirabbid Plant 1: *Appears behind Jane and bites her ass*

Jane: Jumps EEK!!!

Pirabbid Plant 1: Now you have a deflated ass!

Pirabbid Plant 2: HA! GOTTEM!

Jane: Grrr! *Summons a ball made of magma*

Pirabbid Plant 1: Uh oh.

Jane: FLAMEY! Fire me up!

Flame: Sure!

Jane: >:3

Flame: *Coats Jane in fire*

Jane: OH, YEAH!

Flame: Get them!

Jane: *Jumps up and slams the magma ball on the Pirabbid Plants*

Pirabbid Plant 1: I'M ON FIYA!!!

Pirabbid Plant 2: Wow, what an asshole!

The Pirabbid Plants burn, and they get weakened.

Jane: Grrr... Only my Flamey is allowed to touch my ass!

Flame: *Smacks Jane's ass* Like right now?

Jane: *Blushes* Y-yeah!

Flame: *Chuckles*

Jen: *Absorbing Blizzy's shots*

Crystal: *Taps Blizzy's shoulder from behind*

Blizzy: Bwa?

Crystal: *Headbutts him, causing Blizzy to fall*

Blizzy: Bwa! *Summons an icy tornado*

Luna: Blizzy, it ends here!

Blizzy: Never! *Shoots Luna*

Sandy: *Lands in front of his icy counterpart and blinds everyone with sand*

Luna: EEK!!!

Infinite: Not again!

Calavera: *Slams into everyone*

Turco: OOF!

Laura: WHOA!

Crystal: OW!

Calavera is holding another Rabbid. It looks like a Rabbid version of... Crystal?

Infinite: Wait, what?

Crystal: o_o

Smesh: Now a Rabbid Crystal?

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