Opposites Attract // h.osterfield [2]

56 - g r o u p c h a t

just the girlies:
mel - Luigi💚
jackie - Bowser🥊
julia - Mario⚒
brook - Waluigi🔮
ashton - Wario💊
calum - Toad🍄
james - Yoshi🥚

Luigi💚
I'm bored and supposed
to be studying what's
everyone doing?

Waluigi🔮
watching great british
bake off with Haz hbu

Luigi💚
Sitting in the library
with 10 highlighters,
a starbucks, all of my
texts books whilst
having wrote exactly
1 sentence in 11 hours

Mario⚒
Reminds me of the
one college semester
I attended lmao

Yoshi🥚
How's my favourite
couple doing in
London 🥺🥰

Waluigi🔮
we've been having the
cutest week ever🥺🥺
being here not for work
is gr9

Yoshi🥚
When you guys get
married can I be
your best man?

Waluigi🔮
course bby 🥺🥺

Mario⚒
does best man come
above maid of honour?
bc if so then no james.

Luigi💚
What makes you think
you would be maid of
honour when it would
clearly be me

Toad🍄
Gr9?

Wario💊
It's one step above
gr8 fucking moron

Wario💊
Also why the fuck
am I in a girlies
chat this isn't ok

Toad🍄
Speak for yourself
dude I love getting
the girls gossip

Waluigi🔮
honestly it's not
even just the girlies
anymore rip us

Bowser🥊
I still think we
should have
named the
chat gleeks

Wario💊
and I still think that's
the worst fucking idea
you've ever had

Luigi💚 changed the group name to "EXCLUSITIVI-TEA"

Toad🍄
Michael and Luke
are still salty they
were kicked out
of this chat

Luigi💚
They shouldn't
have made so
many dick jokes :/

Waluigi🔮
or insulted
jackies dog :/

Yoshi🥚
Or made fun of
my makeup not
matching my tan :/

Waluigi🔮
to be fair james

Yoshi💚
Don't even start
I fixed it

Waluigi🔮

Waluigi🔮
he's now playing
golf with a plastic cup

Luigi💚
Oooo rich boy

Yoshi🥚
I cannot believe you
just called him a rich
boy when he's playing
with a PLASTIC CUP

Waluigi🔮
Rich boy
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