AnActualWerewolf: Why do I smell smoke?
CampBloodKiller: Freddy just ran out of the house when he saw that.
JB4Ever: Well, he should. The kitchen's on fire.
Boogeyman: AGAIN?!
Toko: "AGAIN?!"?!
AnActualWerewolf: The first time the kitchen was on fire, Ghostface put metal in a microwave. The second time, he tried cooking chicken nuggets by putting them in the oven. The third time was because he put a load of dishes in the oven, thinking it was the dish washer. Last time was when he tried to make cereal. After that, we banned him from the kitchen.
GayFanboy: Way to expose me.
Boogeyman: Were you in the kitchen?
GayFanboy: ... maybe.
Boogeyman: What happened THIS time?
GayFanboy: ... I wanted to see what would happen if you microwaved a grape.
CampBloodKiller: ... how did THAT cause a fire?
AnActualWerewolf: How'd he start a fire from fucking cereal?
CampBloodKiller: Valid.
Boogeyman: Ghostface, you are such an idiot.
GayFanboy: I know. I'll go get the fire extinguisher.
AnActualWerewolf: But he's YOUR idiot! ;)
Boogeyman: W-WHAT?!
AnActualWerewolf: You read that right!
Boogeyman: Delete that!
AnActualWerewolf: Fine
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GayFanboy: ???
What's this? A subplot? 👀
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FanfictionI currently have writers block for half of my fics and no motivation to continue the other half at the moment, so I decided to make this monstrosity. It was a total impulse decision. Just read the tags. They'll explain everything.
