Group Chat Name: Operation GhostMyers
AnActualWerewolf: I take it you all know why I gathered you all here.
DreamDemon: Because we need to get those two together.
CampBloodKiller: They're obviously head over heels for each other, but their both oblivious AF.
Toko: Why am I a part of this?
JB4Ever: I'm with Toko. I don't know the first thing about playing matchmaker.
EdgarAllenHoe: I'm a breeze at this kind of thing. Count me in!
FuckValentinesDay: I don't know why I'm here. I've got my own issues to work out.
LEATHER: You have issues?
FuckValentinesDay: ISDFBBKDHBSID NO WHO TOLD YOU THAT?!
LEATHER: Umm ... you?
FuckValentinesDay has deleted a message.
FuckValentinesDay: Don't know what you're talking about!
TVBitch: While Harry's gay panicking, I would like to know why I'm here as well.
FuckValentinesDay: SADAKO-
WelcomeToMyHouse: Same.
WhoYouCallingPinhead: Same.
CabbagePatchKid: Same.
PromQueen: Same.
WeAllFloat: Same.
JOHNNY: Same.
AnActualWerewolf: Fumi, Jamie, you two are here because I decided to add everyone in this household that isn't Ghostface or Michael. As for the rest of you, I just added you all because we need all the help we can get.
DreamDemon: So do you have a plan?
AnActualWerewolf: No. If I had a plan, I'd go through with it with a bit of help if needed. I called you all here so we can brainstorm. Any ideas?
CabbagePatchKid: We just tell them. Boom! Problem solved!
AnActualWerewolf: No.
DreamDemon: We need to nudge them in the right direction so they can figure it out.
PromQueen: But how?
EdgarAllenHoe: I prescribe memes about oblivious crushes.
JB4Ever: That could work.
CampBloodKiller: But Michael doesn't really understand memes.
DreamDemon: Yeah. Ghostface might get them, but Michael won't.
AnActualWerewolf: We need something that both of them will understand.
WeAllFloat: How about we all play Seven Minutes in Heaven and purposefully pair them up.
AnActualWerewolf: Smart. That way they can determine their feelings while sober.
CampBloodKiller: We can also use it as an opportunity to sort out someone else's "issue."
AnActualWerewolf: Hint hint nudge nudge.
TVBitch: **cough** Harry **cough** and Leatherface **cough**
FuckValentinesDay: S H U T T H E F U C K U P
LEATHER: ?????
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