MomFriend™: Why are Ghostface, Okami, and Dark Shadow aggressively doing Fortnite dances to the Gremlins theme song in the living room?
CampBloodKiller: Wait, they are?
MomFriend™: Yes
CampBloodKiller: WITHOUT ME?!
MomFriend™: Yes.
CampBloodKiller: HOW DARE THEY?! I'M ON MY WAY DOWN THERE RIGHT NOW!
DreamDemon: But ... we're cuddling!
CampBloodKiller: We can cuddle anytime!
DreamDemon: You can do Fortnite dances to the Gremlins theme song anytime, too!
CampBloodKiller:
CampBloodKiller: Fine.
GayFanboy: Jason really said: "I'm a simp."
DreamDemon: How the fuck are you texting and dancing at the same time?
GayFanboy: It's a skill, baby!
MomFriend™: Cute.
MomFriend™ has deleted a message
DreamDemon: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!
CampBloodKiller: 👀
MomFriend™: NOTHING
DreamDemon: Uh-huh. Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.
MomFriend™: ANYway, back to my original question! Why are Ghostface, Okami, and Dark Shadow aggressively doing Fortnite dances to the Gremlins theme song in the living room?
Toko: At this point, I've stopped questioning their antics.
GayFanboy: Because this theme song is fucking BOP!
CampBloodKiller: Do you know what else is a good one?
GayFanboy: I could always use ideas. What?
CampBloodKiller: My third movie!
GayFanboy: FUCK YEAH! WE'RE DOING THAT NEXT!
JB4Ever: Can I join?
GayFanboy: Yes!
DreamDemon: I'm joining, too.
CampBloodKiller: Guess that means I'm joining, too! Sweet!
MomFriend™: I'm gonna pass. I don't dance.
Toko: Same.
GayFanboy: Your loss!
DreamDemon: Trust the edgelords to choose missing out on something completely crackheaded and fun!
MomFriend™: Is that an insult?
Toko: Because it's true.
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FanfictionI currently have writers block for half of my fics and no motivation to continue the other half at the moment, so I decided to make this monstrosity. It was a total impulse decision. Just read the tags. They'll explain everything.
