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W: Don't you miss the imagination of your childhood?
R: I never had one
D: ...Imagination or childhood?
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D: Do you think crows get songs stuck in their heads?
W: Oh my God, Dick, just hack the fucking computer
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R: A drunk mind speaks a sober heart
D: Beesechurger
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R: Stop telling yourself that the grass is greener on the other side, because it’s not
R: It’s greener where you water it
R: So take control of your life and start watering your own pastures and grow your own greener grasses
D: Fuck grass, clover is a nitrogen-fixing legume and dandelions are super useful
D: Be the weeds
D: Grow on concrete in defiance of those who would thwart you
D: It’s also greener where you bury a body
W: This conversation really went for a ride huh
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R: You’re a pain in the ass but you get stuff done
D: A delightful compliment
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R: How can you just eat when there’s our unconscious friend laying there?
D: What, is it rude?
D: Am I supposed to share?
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W: Why the hell did you think doing that was a good idea?
D: At least I fixed it
W: Putting a BANDAID on your stab wound is not “fixing it”!
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W: Sure Dick and I have our differences, but we're as close as two people could be!
D: I have attempted to kill you in your sleep every night for the past three years
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W: Of course I’m a bad boy!
W: I’ve done plenty of bad things!
D: You drank Pepsi out of a coke glass once and then cried because you thought you were going to be arrested
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W: Sleepy is so much cuter than tired
W: We should start saying sleepy instead of tired
D: I'm so sleepy of your shit
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D: Please peer pressure me into getting out of bed
W: Do it or you’re straight
D: I said peer pressure not threaten
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D: Who are you calling a tiny bug that escapes the wrath of a shoe because he's so small that he fits in the grooves and can't get squashed??!
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R: I don’t download films illegally because I’m an honest, hard-working person
D: And he doesn’t know how to
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R: Remember, kids! If you don’t like who you are, know that you’re always one traumatic experience away from becoming a totally different person!
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D: What are you talking about?
D: I'm a perfectly peaceful person
W: Didn't you throw a beer bottle at Roy the other day?
D: Yes, which was a perfectly peaceful compromise compared to the brick I originally planned to throw at him
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D: I'm gonna strangle you
R: But you can't even reach my neck
D: You've sunk low enough for me to reach
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W: So what kind of experience do you have with evil?
D: I once sold a bunch of oregano to some middle schoolers who thought it was pot
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D: Your inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this bromance apart
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D: Oh, so now I’m ‘bad’ just because I’ve done bad things in the past, continue doing so in the present, and will likely do so in the future?
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W: Do you want to hear something weird?
D: First of all, it’s three in the morning
D: Second of all, continue
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W: You rank us by our appearance?!
D: Calm down, 8.5
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D: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird
D: But emotionally? Imagine the toll
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R: Isn't it about time you went to bed?
D: Isn't it about time you died?
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W: WHY WERE YOU LETTING CHESHIRE
CATCH YOU! WE LOST BECAUSE OF THAT!
R: You see, I actually want her to step on me
R: So you can see where conflict of interest lies
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R: Crows don’t get married, Dick
D: Like you could possibly know that
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B: Take off those suits and what are you?
R: A time bomb of stress and anxiety
D: Casually suicidal and depressed
W: A disappointment
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R: Ahhhh crap hwos that one famos utbuer?
R: Pewididi?
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W: How can you eat when there’s a dead person right there?
D: What? Am I supposed to share?
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D: You this read comment wrong
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W: You're maybe the most high-maintenance bitch in the world
D: Maybe?
D: Who's more?
D: Who are they?
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W: Dick: *Watching the Joker* I'll get that spiked bat someday you jackass
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D: "Why are you wearing a tux?"
D: "It's after six. What am I, a farmer?"
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W: Suits are for the living
W: That's why, when it's my time to R.I.P. I'm going out of this world the same way I came into it
W: BUCK NAKED
W: Yeah
W: It's gonna be awesome
W: Open bar for the guys, open casket for the ladies
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W: Ok Dick, to each their own, but at least I don't cry when I look at e-cards
D: That was one time
D: It had pictures of every state bird of America, and it was a thoughtful card, because I love birds!
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D: There’s a lot of baggage that comes with my family
D: But, it’s like, Louis Vuitton baggage
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R: I’m going to bed
D: It’s noon
R: Time isn’t real
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R: Dick, I know you think you're helping, but you're not…
D: Oh, I don't think I'm helping
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D: Wally is the most complicated man I've ever met
D: I mean, who says exactly what they're thinking?
D: What kind of game is that?
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D: In terms of like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin
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W: At least I’m better than dirt…well, most kinds of dirt
W: I mean, not that fancy, store-bought dirt
W: That stuff’s loaded with nutrients
W: I can’t compete with that
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D: Bruce is being…
W: Bruce?
D: A total ass, yes
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D: Do you moan or cuss
W: It depends on how good the food is, but I usually do both…
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W: Sorry, you have to be at least a Level Five friend to unlock my tragic backstory
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YOU ARE READING
Birds of a Feather Flock Together
FanfictionD- Dick W- Wally R- Roy This book is to give a look into the average conversation of teenage superheros and average rich kid problems (Contains birdflash, swearing, major gay, etc.) If you don't like it than what are you even doing here?
