Chapter 6

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Tobias pov

I wake up to the sound of an iPhone taking a picture. I look down and tris must have turn over in her sleep because she's snuggled up to my chest. That's probably what they are taking a picture of.

Then Tris sits up and says "good morning."

"GOOD MORNING!!" Everyone shouts.

" Everyone go home and get changed and come back so we can finish our game." says Zeke.

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Tris pov

Me and Tobias are walking back to Uriah's apartment. I'm wearing a black tank top with my black leather jacket over it, black leggings with blue jean booty shorts over them, and my combat boots.

* back at Uriah's apartment *

"Ok so we ended with Uriah so Uri
It's your turn." says Christina.

"Tris what will it be?"

" Dauntless "

" Go up on stage in the pit and do the song Anaconda by Nikki Manaj. And Four has to do the chorus."

Really!?! He had to pick that song I mean come on!!

I look at Tobias and he shrugs his shoulders.

So I say "ok who's coming?"
Everyone stands up and walks to the door. This is going to be so humiliating.

*most of you should know this song if so you can skip it.T= Tris
F= Four*

Lyrics to Anaconda

F: My anaconda don't
My anaconda don't
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun

T: Boy toy named troy, used to live in Detroit
Big dope dealer money, he was getting some coins
Was a shooter with the law, but he live in a palace
Bought me Alexander McQueen, he was keeping my stylish
Now thats r-r-real, gun in my purse, bitch I came for us to kill
Who wanna go first? I had them push daffodils
I'm high as hell, I only took a half of pill
I'm on some dumb shit

By the way, what he say?
He can tell I ain't missing no meals
Come through and fuck em in my automobile
And I'm hitting it with his girls, and he telling me to chill
And he telling me it's real, that he love my sex appeal
Say he don't like em boney, he want something he can grab
So I pulled up in the Jag, and I hit em with the jab like

F: My anaconda don't
My anaconda don't
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun

T: Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Look at her butt (look at her butt)

This dude named Michael used to buy motorcycles
Dick bigger than a tower, I ain't talking about Eiffel
Real country ass nigga, let me play with his rifle
Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he calling me NyQuil
Now that bang bang bang, I let him hit it cause he slang cocaine
He toss my salad like his name Romaine
And when we done, I make him buy me romaine
I'm on some dumb shit

By the way, what he say?
He can tell I ain't missing no meals
Come through and fuck em in my automobile
And I'm hitting it with his girls, and he telling me to chill
And he telling me it's real, that he love my sex appeal
Say he don't like em boney, he want something he can grab
So I pulled up in the Jag, Mayweather with the jab like

F: My anaconda don't
My anaconda don't
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun

T: Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Look at her butt (Look at her butt)

F: My anaconda don't
My anaconda don't
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun

Don't don't don't, my anaconda don't
Don't want none unless you got buns, hun

T: Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt

Yeah, he love this fat ass
Yeah, this one is for my bitches with a fat ass in the fucking club
I said, where my fat ass big bitches in the club?
Fuck the skinny bitches, fuck the skinny bitches in the club
I wanna see all the big fat ass bitches in the motherfucking club
Fuck you if you skinny bitches WHAT?

I got a big fat ass
Come on

END OF SONG

"Oooh, that was fun." I say.

"That does it," said Tobias. "I'm going to get you a dictionary for Christmas this year."

"Why?"

" So you can look up 'fun'. I'm not sure you know what it means."

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So there's a quote from one of my fav books. I hope someone noticed.

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