Gachitis101 kindly reminded me I had to make one of these, thank you.
This is a summary of the 2nd book, if you have amnesia or something.
"OH MY GOD YOU'VE BEEN STABBED!" Deceit screamed, running towards Remus.
"adios" Patton said, vanishing from the scene.
"ohmygodohmygodohmygod--" Virgil mumbled under his breath.
"YOU BETTER NOT DIE! I'LL BEAT YOUR ASS!" Roman exclaimed, frantically shaking Remus.
"HE NEEDS A DOCTOR! LUCKILY, I AM A DOCTOR!" Logan announced. "EVEN THOUGH I CAN EASILY FIX THE WOUND RIGHT HERE, WE MUST MOVE HIM TO MY ROOM!"
"Can you all calm dow--" Remus interrupted himself by passing out.
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"Wow, guess I'm a criminal now." Patton shrugged. "Somehow, this is Deceit's fault. I wish I could--"
"Kill him?"
*insert boring ass conversation*
"dOnT mAkE mE rEgReT iT aPatHy"
"oH tRuSt mE mOrAlItY yOu wOnT"
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"I have successfully used my doctor powers to stabilize Remus. Worship me." Logan said. He looked at Deceit, who was unconscious on the floor. "The fuck happened to him?"
"Oh, he fainted." Virgil said, waving him off.
"Well I'm going to go bathe my bloody body. Would you like to watch?" Roman asked.
"Yes." Virgil answered immediately. "I shall leave as well, then."
Deceit snorted as he woke up. "Uhwhatthefuc--"
"Oh, hello." Logan said. "I have successfully used my doctor powers to stabilize Remus. Worship me."
"I'm attracted to that!"
"Oh fuck I wasn't expecting tHAT--"
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"Roman," Virgil hissed. "Deceit keeps giving me the side eye."
"I'm sure you're just imagining it." Roman dismissed.
"He's doing it right now."
"I'm sure it's nothing--"
"Logan is seeing it. He is seeing it right now."
"I'm sure you're just imagining--"
"Pants down, top off, let's throw a fucking RODEO~!" Remus screamed, calmly walking into the room.
"--it. OH MY GOD!" Roman yelled, standing up. "Remus! You live!"
"Did you doubt me--?" Logan asked.
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"I VOTE WE KILL PATTON!" Roman declared.
"I don't--"
"We shouldn't--"
"No one thinks that's a good idea--"
"You need to calm down--"
"NO! FUCK YOU! I WANNA KILL PATTON!"
"Hey. Hey! Roman! Look at me!" Remus said, snapping his fingers in Roman's face. "No."
"But--"
"No!"
"FINE!" Roman yelled, pouting. "BYE!"
