A man was stopped by a police officer and accused of speeding.
Man: Good day officer, is there a problem?
Officer:Yes, you were speeding.
Man: What? I was not speeding.
Officer: Yes you were. I'm giving you a ticket.
Man:But I wasn't speeding.
Officer: Tell that to the judge.
Man: Will I get another ticket if I called you a jerk.
Officer: Yes, you would.
Man: What if I thought you were.
Officer:I can't give you a ticket for what you think.
Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk.
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