Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and shouts,"Up! Quick! My husband is back! Man gets up, jumps out the window, breaks his arm in the process and then realizes,"damn, I'm the husband".
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Husband
Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and shouts,"Up! Quick! My husband is back! Man gets up, jumps out the window, breaks his arm in the process and then realizes,"damn, I'm the husband".