Laugh your socks off.

Crazy workers

Two factory workers, Xavier and Dylan were having a conversation.

Dylan: I can make the boss give me the rest of the day off.

Xavier: Oh yeah, and how in the world would you do that.

Dylan: My friend, just watch and see.

Xavier stands back and watches.
Later on, when the boss comes he notices Dylan hanging from the ceiling upside down.

Boss: Whatcha doing.

Dylan: The light bulb broke so now I'm the new one.

Boss: Oh Dylan, you've been working so hard you're beginning to go crazy. Take the rest of the day off.

Dylan: Thank you sir.

Xavier then begins to pack up his things to leave.

Boss: Hey, where you going.

Xavier: I can't work in the dark.