"Thank you so much for having us over"
"The pleasure was all ours Mrs. Jeon" mom elbowed me making my stoic expression falter momentarily in a wince. "Wasn't it Y/N?" she asked giving me a smile that said 'I'll feed you worms for an eternity if you don't behave'.
"Yes" I muttered continuing to burn holes into Jungkook's head, more like a coconut except there was nothing fruitful inside. I swear the inside of his head is a vast abyss of void.
"Yeah but I think it'd be better if we have an outdoor dinner next time" my mom said eyeing the mess inside the house. The dinner table was covered in gravy, cream and rice, one of the chairs was broken, I don't even remember how that happened, the kitchen was a mess of water and flour and the baseball bat that I used to hit Jungkook layed on the floor.
"I don't want anyone to set my house on fire" Mrs. Jeon laughed at her statement before asking "Oh no you wouldn't do that, would you kids?".
"No promises" Jungkook and I replied at same time without diverting our eyes from each other. Mrs. Jeon shifted uncomfortably in her place "Nevermind we'll head home now. Thank you again"
We bowed at her politely and closed the door after they stepped away. Without wasting a second, I dashed up the stairs as my mom shouted "Hyun Y/N get back here. You need a good beating for your childish behaviour" dashi run run run Y/N.
I sighed in relief closing my bedroom door and looked down at my outfit. Sure enough, it was covered in flour, water, cream, gravy and ew what the fuck is that? It looks like bird poop. Shower it is.
After I was done shampooing my hair I rinsed body in the lavender scented gel before washing it away with warm water. Ahh I love late night showers. I wrapped a myself in a towel stepping back in my room to put on my clothes when I heard a mischievous whistle.
Don't tell me.
"Being your neighbour sure does have its benefits Y/N" how could I forget that his room was only 3 feet away from mine and the windows of course did nothing to secure my privacy. "JEON JUNGKOOK STOP CHECKING ME OUT OR I SWEAR I'LL STAB YOUR-"
I licked my lips seeing the said man himself in merely a towel hanging lossely on his waist. Muscular arms, stone hard chest, toned abs, the v-line hmmm hot hot hot hot hot. Ooo lalalala. Did I slip and die in the bathroom? This must be heaven right? Is that Jesus?
"Ya stop drooling. You're making me uncomfortable" I felt heat crawl up my cheeks in embarrassment as he cringed at me. "W-well s-stop staring a-at me" I stuttered before finally closing the window. After putting on my PJs, I proceeded to do my night schedule.
Muscular arms, stone hard chest, toned abs- choke. I was so deep into my thoughts that I accidentally pushed the toothbrush a bit too far into my mouth and I guess we're all well aware about my choking instincts at this point.
What the hell is wrong with me? I spit out the toothpaste and washed up to go to bed. I cautiously opened the window and looked out for any signs of Jungkook. Thankfully, he wasn't in his room. Letting the cool breeze sweep into my room, I pulled the covers over myself drifting off too sleep.
Soft, cool, wet and smells like a year old custard mixed with tuna fish. I grabbed the piece of cloth that "magically" landed on my face, barfing audibly when I found out it was an old sock that probably hasn't been washed in a while "What the fuck!?"
A familiar laugh from next door caught my attention "So it's true. My sock can bring dead to life. Ahh Taehyung you're a genius". I glared at the man almost spitting fire in fury "WHY IN SATAN BUTT'S NAME WOULD YOU DO THAT!?"
"Bruh did you know you look dead when you're asleep? I panicked so I did the first thing that came to my mind"
"As a matter of fact, yes I'm aware of that and you should know that I value my sleep more than diamonds so wake me up again and I'll kick you where the sun doesn't shine" I layed back down closing my eyes in serenity.
"Think again because my boxers are next" I woke up. "What do you want me to do?" I huffed now stepping out of my comfort area. "Talk to me, I'm bored" he replied leaning his head on his arms that were placed on the window pane.
Cute
What the fuck?
I dragged a chair towards my window and took a seat on it leaning on my arms in the same position as him "What do you want to talk about?"
"Tell me about yourself"
"Well I used to be a very well behaved, quiet and sane person until a certain chipmunk appeared in my life-"
"Y/N" he whined "Seriously tell me something about yourself. Like what's your favorite colour?"
I was shocked "O-oh purple and black"
"I expected you to say the colour that Hitler wore when he decided to slay the world"
I simply glared at him
"Well what's your favourite colour?"
"Hmm red is my personal favorite but black looks good too. It looks alluring to rip off from the girl's body"
"Do really have to associate everthing to sex" I rolled my eyes at him as he simply shrugged. "Remember when we first met?" he flashed me his signature bunny smile that made his eyes narrow cutely.
"Of course. At Taehyung's Disney Party"
"All girls were dressed up as princesses while you showed up in a Malificent costume" he laughed.
"Hey Maleficent is iconic" I defdnded myself "And anyway you shouldn't be the one saying that. Your costume was weird"
"Don't lie. I was the centre of attention that day"
"Why wouldn't you be? You dressed up as Cinderella's stepmother. Your character wasn't even a male" I giggled.
"You really snatched my wig. And I'm not talking about the slang"
"You said I'd look scary without even wearing the costume!" we both burst out laughing at the memory. "But honestly you looked the prettiest among all girls" the words slipped out of his mouth withput a second thought making both of us pause in surprise.
"I think I should go to sleep now" I was about to stand up when he stopped me "Y/N wait!"
"C-can you sing to me?" I furrowed my eyebrows at his request "Don't question it. Just sing to me please". His eyes resembled those of a lost puppy making my heart skip a beat. For some reason, I couldn't say no to him.
On my pillow
Can't get me tired
Sharing my fragile truth
That I still hope the door is open'Cause the window
Opened one time with you and me
Now my forever's falling down
Wondering if you'd want me nowHow could I know
One day I'd wake up feeling more
But I had already reached the shore
Guess we were ships in the night
Night, night(Please don't comment anything regarding who wrote this song and who didn't)
I stopped singing when I noticed he had fallen asleep on his arms. He looked so peaceful and innocent with rosy cheeks and a small smile playing on his lips that I caught myself staring at him for a while. His chest rose and fell as the breeze caressed his brown hair gently.
However, I couldn't let him sleep the whole night like this, could I? I have to help him get to bed and I know exactly how to do that. I smirked as I held the dirty sock in my hand. He sniffed in disgust as the sock landed on his face before waking up with wide eyes "Holy heck who farted!?"
I laughed before closing the windows
"Goodnight Kook"
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FanfictionI opened the door. My smile dropped. "YOU!" "YOU!" I pointed at the coconut-headed-chipmunk in front of me as he did the same to me. "What are you doing here!?" "I live here idiot. The question is what are you doing here?" He smirked mischievously a...