Funtime Freddy: PATRICIA!
Toy Bonnie: Stop! You made me drop my croissant!
Foxy: Ohmmmmmygod stop fuckin' lyin'!
Bonnie: Look at the buns on that guy. This is the comedy police! The jokes too funny. I'm not going back to jail!
Toy Chica: 2 bros chillin' in a hot tub 5 feet apart cuz their not gay!
Baby: I'm lesbian. But I thought you were an American?
Freddy: I didn't get no sleep cuz of y'all! Y'all ain't gonna sleep cuz of me!
Mangle: Isn't hanging off that ledge a little dangerous? Danger is my middle name. No its not! Your middle name is Alexander!
*proceeds to hanging dude off ledge*Toy Freddy: What are you making? Holy water. How? Because I'm boiling the hell out of it.
Funtime Foxy: Boi you know this dude got his free taco. *falls*
Chica: The best part of waking up, is going back to sleep.
Ballora: Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle?