Fnaf Zodiacs as funny pick up lines

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Funtime Freddy: "Are you an over due book? Because you got fine written all over you."

Toy Bonnie: "Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest!"

Foxy: "I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together."

Bonnie: "There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it."

Toy Chica: "I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?"

Baby: "Its a good thing I have my Library card, because I am totally checking you out!"

Freddy: "Did you just come out of the oven? Because you are hot."

Mangle: "Can I follow where your going right now? Because my parents told me to always follow my dreams."

Toy Freddy: "We're not socks, but I think we'd make a great pair."

Funtime Foxy: "Do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away."

Chica: "Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes."

Ballora: "I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you."

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